Last Wicked Wednesday of 2010!

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2010 is almost over bitches! I hope you all party your way into 2011 Friday night like I intend to, but until then, I want to hear your crazy New Year stories! Best/Worst/Craziest, who cares! Take the button, give us your best story and link-up! 

To clarify, I may not be as bad ass as CB or Jen, but I will remove you from this hop if you fail to follow the rules. Yes I'm talking to you.

New Year's Resolutions

So, I was going to do the Top Ten Worst New Years Resolutions. Of course, it's all subjective. I personally hate the damn things, I think if you need to do something you just do it. It's like stuffing your face on Sunday because your diet starts Monday. Of course some people look forward to January 1st all December just to get on some new kick. So here are what I think would be the Top Ten New Year's Resolutions.

10. Take a vacation
9. Start a new hobby
8. Spend more time at home
7. Get out of debt/ pay off car/credit card/ house
6. Meet someone/ find a relationship
5. Find a new job
4. Household Projects (New Kitchen, painting, etc.)
3. Going to church/ going back to church
2. Quit Smoking
1. Losing Weight/ Getting Healthy

So you tell me. Do you think New Years Resolutions are pointless, or do you think they are a great idea? Which ones on this list do you like/hate most? We're all mouthy and opinionated ;) So let me hear it!

Bad Girl Christmas

Instead of Top Ten Tuesday this week, I wanted to do a Bad Girl Christmas link-up. I'd love to see your Christmas Top Tens! Maybe it's your favorite Christmas songs, movies, traditions, memories, whatever it may be. If you only want to do a Top Five, or Top Three, that's cool too! I just want a chance for us to see each other's Christmas favorites! So post yours and link-up for a Bad Girl Christmas!

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Linky will close at midnight on 12/25

Confession from the Queen!

So you all let me down on these confessions! ;) But wouldn't you know The Queen came through! So check out her Christmas Confession, then hop on over to visit her and check out the band of Royals!

"I had just become of age.  I was legal to drink.  It was traditional for my family (Grandparents, uncles, aunts cousins BOTH SIDES) to get together for Christmas ever.  This year, it was my parents year to host it.

I had to work that day and we all hit the bar after work.  Isn't that what a normal 19 year old would do the first Christmas Eve they were legal to drink, and living away from home?  Yea, I thought so.

Anyway... this was the good old days, when drinking and driving was a normal thing.  If you killed yourself on the back roads of Nebraska.. your problem... you were the only one on that road, so chances are they would find you in the spring.

I was partying about 40 miles from my parents home..they would never know right?  Um.. dumbshit...  I get the wonderful drunken idea to drive the backroads of nebraska for the 40 miles to my parents home.  In my drunken state, I believed I could not live without spending Christmas Eve with them.

I pull into the little town of 7, just a few miles from my parents.   Our neighbor boy saw me puking on main street.  He knows I should not be driving, so he shoves me into the front seat of his car and takes me home.

He drags me up the sidewalk.. leans me against the door,,, and knocks and runs... except he wasn't fast enough.. Father opened the door to watch his daughter FALL IN the house giggling and puking..

The neighbor boy yells.. I found her that way... as he sped out the driveway...

Several pots of coffee later, I'm sober enough to know it's Christmas eve.  I look around to see Grandparents,, Aunts and Uncles..and a pair of parents...GLARING AT ME...
THEY WERE NOT FUCKING IMPRESSED...

The cousins however,, were giggle snorting all over the place... They knew they would never... do anything... that topped this... if they were in trouble.. they just looked at the family and said..

Yea.. but I didn't show up to Christmas shit faced...

and that... is my Christmas Confession."

-The Queen

Last Call

I have one confession. ONE! I expect at least five more by Sunday night so I can provide a decent post on Monday ;)

You bitches have a good weekend!

Fucking FRIDAY, Bad Girls!!

Go link up with BSF

and you might, just might

win this next week!!

  You know you want it!!Just follow the fucking rules!!! 

 

Wicked Wednesday

 Hello there all my Wicked Bitches! Once again, it's Hump Day,which means......... 

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Do you have a theme song?

A song that you sing when you go to karaoke?

A song that makes you get up and dance?

Such as:

Or maybe this:

Or even this:

Write a post about that song, read it, make sure it doesn't suck, and

LINK THE FUCK UP!!



The 12 days of... horrible gifts!

Ever wondered what the hell she did with partridges or turtle doves, or heaven forbid the lords a leaping? Instead of the usual top ten I decided this week I'd post about those gifts that we always get, and never want.

12. Socks. Every year some well meaning grandparent gives me socks. Of course, they buy the bulky kind that you only wear if your a lumberjack in big boots. So the pack gets stuck in a closet and I always have too many socks. (Fuzzy fun socks are an exception and make an excellent stocking stuffer!)

11. Lotions and Bath Salts that you bought on clearance last year. Number one, it isn't my scent. Number two, that stuff has a shelf life you know.

10. Those cheap scarf/hat/glove sets. The gloves never fit adults unless they are tiny tiny people. The scarves fall apart and leave pieces all over everything I own. And the hats? Really?

9. Votive candle holders. Have you ever been to the gift swap and gotten the single votive candle holder gift? What does one do with a single votive candle holder? Of course I now have so many mismatched single votive candle holders I might actually be able to do something with them collectively.

8. Fruitcake. Growing up, I really thought this was a joke. The first Christmas I actually received a fruitcake I laughed. It wasn't a joke.

7. Ugly porcelin trinkets. Need I say more?

6. Magazine subscriptions. Unless it's Cosmo? It's a waste of space in my house.

5. Weight Loss/Self-help books..... Yes, someone did that.

4. Framed pictures that I'm not in. Unless you"re my child, and I don't have any, why would I want a framed picture of you?

3. Novelty kitchen appliances. Unless someone has an ungodly amount of cabinet space? Those gadgets aren't necessary! I can make pancakes on the stove top and brew tea in a boiler. It's just another box to store.

2. Wall Decor. Unless you were with me in a store when I fell in love with that decoratve plaque or mirror? Don't do it! It'll just end up in a yard sale,

1. _______________ Fill in the Blank!! What is the "oh, please not another" for you this year?

Well this is just sad...

Would you ladies have me to believe that in this group of Bad Girl's no one has stories to tell? You never took your sweetie into the bathroom for a little holiday nookie while your family was there? Or re-gifted your mother-in-law's gift from last year without realizing she was the one who gave it it you? There is one more chance to share your Christmas Confessions. If you're unfamiliar with the cosmo-style confessions check some out HERE! You can e-mail them to me at scandalinthechoirloft[at]gmail[dot]com. If no one sends me secrets before next week we'll just have to stamp this as a Bad Girl Fail!

Blog Stalk Friday ~ Go Link Up

Hey Bitches! It's Jen from over at Love Me or Hate Me.

If you didn't already know, when CB left the blogging world, she left BSF to me.

I have a new button, and a new Bitch Of The Week badge, so go link up and send your friends.

Next week, you could be my Bitch!

Wicked Wednesday

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Top Ten Christmas Movies

These are my top ten favorite Christmas movies. I haven't seen as many as I'd like, and I know there are classics missing from the list because either a) I haven't seen them, or b) I can't remember them well enough to put them on a favorites list!

10. The Family Stone

9. Holiday in Handcuffs (made for TV, but I do love Melissa Joan Hart!)

8. The Polar Express

7. The Santa Clause

6. A Charlie Brown Christmas

5. A Christmas Carol

4. How the Grinch Stole Christmas

3. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

2. White Christmas

1. Love Actually (personal favorite of all time!)

Ok, you know the drill. Now I want to know your favorites! What do I need to add to my list this year?

Calling All Bad Girls!

Hey ladies! Ready to unleash your naughty secrets? We're looking for your Christmas Confessions! For the next two weeks we'll be showcasing your secrets and stories of holiday naughtiness! If you're unfamiliar with the cosmo-style confessions check some out HERE! I'll be posting them here for all to see! Sign them or be anonymous, either way is fine by us! You can e-mail them to me at scandalinthechoirloft[at]gmail[dot]com. 

Top Ten Christmas Songs

Did everyone get their fill of carbs and shopping? I hope so, and now it's time to get into the swing of Christmas!!! I'm laying out what I consider to be the Top Ten Christmas Songs. Now I'm a twentysomething who loves some pop Christmas music so if it isn't your taste? Too Bad, you'll deal. That's what comments are for ;)

10. Merry Christmas Baby by Christina Aguilera
9. I'll be home for Christmas by Michael Buble
8. Step into Christmas by Elton John
7. Christmas in Dixie by Alabama
6. White Christmas by Bing Crosby
5. Christmas don't be late by...The Chipmuks :)
4. All I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey
3. Baby it's Cold Outside by Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews
2. Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt
1. ..... you tell me! There are so many I could list more like 100! What are you favorite Christmas Songs? Any particular arrangements?

Wicked Wednesday

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Hey Bitches!It's Jenn from Love Me Or Hate Me.

On this Thanksgiving Eve,

I want to take you back to the table

on a Thanksgiving that you were wicked.

Tell me about a time where you showed

your ass in front of your whole family.

Make sure it doesn't suck,

and link the fuck up!!

A Thankful Tuesday Top Ten

So we are coming up on Thanksgiving. We're all talking about what we're thankful for, and health, family, and friends usually rank pretty high. But this post is all about being thankful, bad girl style :)

So here are the top ten things bad girls can be thankful for!

10. Men. Contrary to how they sometimes present, they are good for many things. Lifting heavy objects, backing us in a fight, sex. Lots of sex.
9. Shopping Holidays. We burn calories, and have a legitimate excuse to go crazy with the spending! (But honey, it was such a good deal!)
8. Comfort Food. There is a reason we need the calorie burning after-all. Of course there is also chocolate sauce and whipped cream to be thankful for....
7. Holiday Parties! They give us a great excuse to drink too much and do/say things we're wanted to all year!
6. Xanax... or maybe Prozac... you know what I'm talking about.
5. Shoes! Shoe shopping is such a non-caloric stress reliever. They always fit!
4. Make-up, when boys are ugly and have bad skin, they're more or less SOL, at least we have concealer!
3. Over-sized Sunglasses, hangovers just got chic!
2. Vibrators! Need we say more?
1. Each Other! Lord knows if we didn't have each other to talk to probably implode!

So what are you thankful for? Tell us about it?

Who Has The Baddest Tat?

The Winner of the Bad Girl Bloggers Best Tat Contest is Ms. Daisy from The Daisy Approach!

Congrats Girl! And I will be emailing you soon to get your info and tell you about your prize!
In the mean time- grab your well-deserved button!




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I will post the prize as soon as I talk to the winner!

Congrats to the runners up as well...





2nd Place Prize goes to: MuffinMonsterBB from The Muffin Monster Bubbalug Blog! (whew that's a mouthful!)

Rock on girl! I will be emailing you as well to get your prize!

and 3rd place goes to: A Daft Scots Lass!
Nice name tats!

You girls are officially bad ass bitches with your tats!

Tattoo Contest- FINALS!

This round is for all the marbles!
Only one vote per person please!

Leave a comment or send an email to badgirlbloggers@gmail.com with your vote!

Good Luck to all the Finalists!

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All these ladies have one a prize for winning their rounds from the Kat Von D Collection- but we will crown the winner on Monday and the #1 prize will be slightly better than the runner-ups! If you own one of these tats above- I will be contacting you soon via email for your address to send you your prize!
May the Best Tat Win!

Interviews with Miss!

Have you met Donda?
This is one interview you DO NOT want to miss!!

How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

I can't say as I have ever thought of myself as bad...actually I am pretty fucking good!

Do people view you as a bad girl?

No,  most people just think I am fucking crazy.

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?

When you say bad, do you mean manipulative?  Because that definitely yields results.

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?

I don't know where you are from but in Kentucky 100 bones is a stack of cash so there's not too much I wouldn't do.  Why what are you needing done?

What's your theme song?

Your favorite rule to break?

I don't break rules, I break bones.

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL and the time I got this guy to drive me home from the bar.  I am pretty sure he thought he was getting laid up until we pulled into his drive and I barfed in his bushes.  Actually, I retract that statement.  His name was Lonnie and he was a chemist so I am pretty sure I would have killed him.

A time when you wish you had been bad?

Sometimes I think I should have said something and then the moment passes and it's too late.  That's about the only time.

Do you have a style for picking up men?

Since I am married I am way past this but here's a nugget for ya.  Back in the day there was a cute guy working at the pet shop that my friend, Monica, dragged me to.  His name was Troy and I just nonchalantly asked, "Hey baby, why doncha let me hit that?".  He did.

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...?

Easy?  I would say you would need to ask them for a definitive answer.

How would your BFF describe you?

Super fun!

One time that you can't believe you got away with?

The time we were all at the hotel bar and they had some really voluptuous hanging baskets at the front entrance.  Mandi and I slid the side door of the minivan while my "getaway" driver slowed enough for Mandi to hang her body outside grab the purple, flowery bitch and hand it off to me.  Door closed.  Forever branded the hanging basket bandits!

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off?

Why are you all up in my mix?!

Tell us about one crazy night you've had?

Sonuva bitch.  I am diagnosed Bipolar.  Is this a trick question?  READ THIS

What kind of blogs bore you the most?

The ones that are all business.  No personal element, why should I care?  I can get coupons out of my Sunday paper and if I want to know how wonderful (or not) the heavy duty Reynolds Wrap is I will just buy it and try it myself.

Tell us about your blog and why you blog?

My blog is random, like my brain.  My brain races, my brain gets depressed, my brain gets creative, my brain gets agitated.  My blog is a reflection of the crazy that is my life.  Also, I love TV so sometimes you will get my thoughts on the most recent news stories or if one of the assclowns' on Grey's Anatomy made me cry.

Wicked Wendesday

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So listen up everybody! I've had so many orgasms in a 96 hour span that I stopped counting. I can't be expected to think clearly or come up with something clever today as I'm still in a post-orgasmic fog over here! So! It's back to the original Wicked Wednesday plan CB came up with. Tell us a wicked kick-ass story and link-up! 

Sex on the brain...

I tell you, these Bad Girls are a horny bunch! Top Ten Places to Have Sex! Here's what we came up with!

10. On the beach (pick a position that doesn't get sand in all the wrong places)
9. In a public restroom (Sounds fun, but I hope people are picking clean restrooms!)
8. Shower Sex!
7. Furniture sex (I got couch, chair, table. Use what you have and christen every room in the house!)
6. In the car, in a carwash (I cannot take credit for this, but it sounds super hot!)
5. ON the car, in a deserted area (Not trying to get arrested or anything)
4. In a tent while camping.
3. By the pool (Hot sun, slick with tanning oil, tasting like pina coladas... yum)
2. In a dance club, all those dark corners and heavy beats, just keep most of your clothes on ;-)
1. In a bed.... with handcuffs.... and a blindfold.... and maybe some ice ;)

What did we leave out? What's your favorite place to have sex? Or, where have you never had sex but always wanted to?

Tattoo Contest Round Three!

This will be the last preliminary round- on this coming Friday the three winners from the past three rounds will go up against each other in a final vote that will win the whole thing and the coveted prize!
So vote for this round and then come back Friday to vote again for the winner!

Once again you can either comment below or email badgirlbloggers@gmail.com with your vote!

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Finally Friday!

Come on over to Love Me Or Hate Me and link up your BSF post!!

Round Two: Tattoo Contest!!

Alright, so the votes are in for round one- so after the rest of the preliminary rounds, the winner will be back to compete once again!

So lets move on to round two.
Please place your votes in the comment section OR if you would like to vote via email, please send your vote to badgirlbloggers@gmail.com.

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Interview with Jenny from Love Me or Hate me!

How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

I have been a bad girl my entire life. When I was 5 I called my father a son of a bitch.

Do people view you as a bad girl? 

Hell Yeah!

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?  

I don't have to be, but it's fun, so why not?!?

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?  

I need the money right now, so there isn't much I wouldn't do!

What's your theme song?  

Bitch ~ Meredith Brooks 

Your favorite rule to break? 

All of them!

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

When I was 5 and called my father a son of a bitch. LOL!

A time when you wish you had been bad? 

I'm always bad!!

Do you have a style for picking up men? 

I don't pick up men. They are heavy!

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...? 

A bitch. And a good lay.

How would your BFF describe you? 

I asked her! She said "You're a bitch! You like sparkily things, the color pink, and you are a true blonde no matter what color you dye your hair!" She knows me so well!!

One time that you can't believe you got away with?  

Cheating my way through every math class in high school. Every single one.

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off? 

I use Mother Fucker a lot. and Son of a Bitch!!

Tell us about one crazy night you've had? 

Every night I have is crazy, but this one time, The Man had a friend who used to come to our house every. Single. Night. After awhile, he would knock and I would scream "Go away!" It was funny.... Well, one night I did it, and he was all "If you want me to leave, I will." I said "Bye!" and he left!! He stayed mad for a month. Best. Month. Ever!

What kind of blogs bore you the most? 

The ones that are the same every time. Like it's a diary of a 40 year old virgin.

Tell us about your blog and why you blog? 

My blog is awesome! I blog because I am awesome!! Oh, you want more then that? My blog is me. I don't try to be someone that I'm not. What you read, if you add the sarcasm, is what you get with me. I don't sugar coat shit. Plus you'll see some pretty awesome pictures! I blog because I need something to do between the hours of 9 and 5 when I'm stuck in the place I call hell. [Work]

Wicked Wednesday!

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Top Ten Tuesday: The Music Edition

Let's talk about music! I don't know about you guys but even on my worst day a carefully placed song can make the world tolerable again. I thought about the Top Ten Sexiest Songs, but I could never keep myself to just 10!

So instead I've got the Top Ten Bad-Ass Songs:

10. Bitch is Back by Elton John
9. Fancy by Reba McEntire
8. Any Way You Want It by Journey
7. Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band
6. Proud Mary by Tina Turner
5. Fuck You by Lily Allen
4. Lose Yourself by Eminem

3. Cowboy by Kid Rock
2. Crazy Bitch by BuckCherry
1. Bitch by Meredith Brooks

This is the list that me and my girl J hammered out this morning. So what are your anthems? The bad-ass songs that get you through the day? Don't be shy ;)

Tattoo Contest, Round One- Re-do!

*Update* Thanks for voting today! This post can be voted on until Friday- that's when a second round will begin and a new set of tats will be displayed!

Okay Everyone,
So I officially suck at posting pics- but not to worry, lets try round one again! If the pics dont work this time- i'll call in for some back up- but i'm hoping all the pics post today!


its time to vote for the best bad girl tattoo!!
Leave a comment below this post with a vote for your favorite tattoo of the day!
The finalists from each round will go against each other- so if you don't see your tat up here today, don't worry, it will be up during another round next week!
If you wanna grab the hot new button "Show me Yours..." grab it from our sidebar!

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