Interviews with Miss!

Have you met Donda?
This is one interview you DO NOT want to miss!!

How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

I can't say as I have ever thought of myself as bad...actually I am pretty fucking good!

Do people view you as a bad girl?

No,  most people just think I am fucking crazy.

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?

When you say bad, do you mean manipulative?  Because that definitely yields results.

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?

I don't know where you are from but in Kentucky 100 bones is a stack of cash so there's not too much I wouldn't do.  Why what are you needing done?

What's your theme song?

Your favorite rule to break?

I don't break rules, I break bones.

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL and the time I got this guy to drive me home from the bar.  I am pretty sure he thought he was getting laid up until we pulled into his drive and I barfed in his bushes.  Actually, I retract that statement.  His name was Lonnie and he was a chemist so I am pretty sure I would have killed him.

A time when you wish you had been bad?

Sometimes I think I should have said something and then the moment passes and it's too late.  That's about the only time.

Do you have a style for picking up men?

Since I am married I am way past this but here's a nugget for ya.  Back in the day there was a cute guy working at the pet shop that my friend, Monica, dragged me to.  His name was Troy and I just nonchalantly asked, "Hey baby, why doncha let me hit that?".  He did.

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...?

Easy?  I would say you would need to ask them for a definitive answer.

How would your BFF describe you?

Super fun!

One time that you can't believe you got away with?

The time we were all at the hotel bar and they had some really voluptuous hanging baskets at the front entrance.  Mandi and I slid the side door of the minivan while my "getaway" driver slowed enough for Mandi to hang her body outside grab the purple, flowery bitch and hand it off to me.  Door closed.  Forever branded the hanging basket bandits!

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off?

Why are you all up in my mix?!

Tell us about one crazy night you've had?

Sonuva bitch.  I am diagnosed Bipolar.  Is this a trick question?  READ THIS

What kind of blogs bore you the most?

The ones that are all business.  No personal element, why should I care?  I can get coupons out of my Sunday paper and if I want to know how wonderful (or not) the heavy duty Reynolds Wrap is I will just buy it and try it myself.

Tell us about your blog and why you blog?

My blog is random, like my brain.  My brain races, my brain gets depressed, my brain gets creative, my brain gets agitated.  My blog is a reflection of the crazy that is my life.  Also, I love TV so sometimes you will get my thoughts on the most recent news stories or if one of the assclowns' on Grey's Anatomy made me cry.

Interviewing the Naughty Mommy!

Hello Lovers! Miss here...Bringing you another Bad Girl to get to know and check out!

 

How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

 Probably since I was a teenager. My friends used to say that I was screwed because heaven wouldn't want me and hell would be afraid I'd take over.

Do people view you as a bad girl? 

Nope I'm a good girl until you get to really know me

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?  

Not really, it just more fun when I am

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?  

I don't know a hundred bucks is kinda cheap

What's your theme song?  

I don't really have one but I've always like witchy woman

Your favorite rule to break? 

I don't know there are so many.

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

Probably the time I screwed with hubs in my aunts backyard.

A time when you wish you had been bad? 

My 3rd date with an ex, there was promise but it didn't happen.

Do you have a style for picking up men? 

Nope, apparently I'm a natural flirt and don't even realize I'm doing it

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...? 

Sweet, unless you talk to hubs then I'm the five headed dragon queen of darkness

How would your BFF describe you? 

I don't have a BFF, I only have a few friend in "real life" other than that I have a couple people online I might call friends. 

One time that you can't believe you got away with?  

Probably having sex w/ hubs in my aunts backyard

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off? 

God Damn it! or Fuck!

Tell us about one crazy night you've had? 

Probably the bachlorette party where we had to leave the bar after a guy kept harassing me. Even though I told him I was married and told him to fuck off. 

What kind of blogs bore you the most? 

Uber Christian Mommy Blogs

Tell us about your blog and why you blog? 

 Technically I have 3 blogs now, I guess I'm a bit of a blogging addict. I started to review stuff get free crap and vent but it's sort of snowballed adding my writing love of books and other hobbies. I enjoy the blogging friendships I've discovered and of course all the great stuff I've gotten by blogging. 

Interviews By MissC. ENVii

Welcome to the first ever Interviews with MissC here on the BGC!
I am MissC and I write the Blog Miss' Boudoir!





Today I have the Perfectly Imperfect Envii, who writes the blog
 Life is Written in Permanent Ink There Is No Erasing.



I gave her a list of questions to answer for us! And she didn't have to be spanked once to get them done!

Ok Bitch, How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl? 

 Ever since i can remember! Having 7 brothers n 2 sisters you have to learn to be bad fast! 

Do people view you as a bad girl? 

 Bad, crazy, I think the word psycho has come across once or twice

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?

  haha! I get what I want being bad or good, but being bad usually helps.

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?

 Show some ass, streak somewhere ( yes these are things ive done in my past for $100)

What's your theme song? 

 If i have to pick one it would be "shut up bitch" by lil kim  but i think id have a theme mix tape as my theme song ... no one song can put my life into words.

Your favorite rule to break? 

 Respect your elders/ superiors etc.. (Not every one deserves respect when they dont give it back)

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl? 

The time i told a pastors wife i was going to leave her kids orphans! [ yes she pissed me off that bad by sayin she wished the tv blew up in my face]

A time when you wish you had been bad? 

 When i found out my first borns father cheated on me [ i had more important things in life to take care of]

Do you have a style for picking up men?

 NO! If i wanted someone trust me id get them [ when i wasnt married]

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...? 

 Crazy, Mouthy, Doesnt take shyt from noone and quick to fight

How would your BFF describe you? 

 same as above but she might add a few more words in there 

One time that you can't believe you got away with? 

 Having sex on my husbands ship! Youd think someone would of been wiser  hahah

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off?

  Fucking Shit

Tell us about one crazy night you've had?

 I have had plenty of these! The one that sticks out is when i was at the base club with a group of people .. and of course a fight broke out, but someone my husband ended up in the middle of it .. [ i am not one to fuck around when it comes to him losing pay for fighting] so since his friends wouldnt help out i jumped right in the middle [ mind u im 5'6 and weigh about 115] noone could stop what happened.. i warned dude [ he was about 6'5 maybe 200lbs] if he attempted to swing in any direction hed fuckin pay! apperently cuz im a woman theres no need to listen. he payed for it when he got his ass beat to a bloody mess by me .. and no i didnt get in trouble ..

Tell us about your blog and why you blog? 

 My blog is fabulous! Its about my daily life,my ranting and some reviews! I blog as a way to vent, living in Japan with very few "real people" can get to someone! So it's an outlet to my anger. 



Go and Check out Envii! She'll be keepin us entertained with all of her dam antics!
Want to be interviewed on the BGC? Shoot me an email whimsical.miss@gmail.com