Where are you, G-Spot?

Ladies ladies! I need your assistance! I keep hearing great things about this ever-elusive G-spot orgasm that is supposedly better than the clit orgasm- but i'm trying and trying to no avail.

I got my new vibrator that has the curved end that rotates and is supposed to hit that spot, but i just feel like Chris Columbus sailing in the dark, i have no clue what i'm waiting for.

I've been keeping my ears open to tips and tricks such as the g-sport needs constant attention and pressure for it to reach its peak. So i hope this orgasm is worth it because i am desperatly seeking it.

And of course there is some stat about only a small percent of women can get the g-spot to orgasm, but i feel like if its there then theres got to be a way to get it going.

So questions bad girls: HOW the heck do i get the G to go?

IS it that much Different than the Clit?

What's a bad girl gotta do to get some G-Spot Lovin??

New Bad Girl Anthem

Nicole Scherzinger, best known for her stint with the Pussycat Dolls is back out on her own again. She is sticking with the currently pop style of techno beats and loud vocals with her latest track, Poisen. When I first hit play, i was like, "hell yeah, get it girl!" and as the song wore on, my initial enthusiasm slowly died down.



I mean, it's okay. decent beat, good dance tune. And i do hate when people start shit about copycat videos and/or styles within in Hollywood- but standing in the jail line-up, I feel like we've been there before... a lot!



So what do we think ladies? Has Nicole fist-pumped her way into the bad girl crowd or does she fall short? Here's the video:

Top Ten Ways to Get Rid of the Winter Blues!

Alright so when it took me twenty minutes to de-ice my car this morning, I was really feeling the winter blues. I know some parts of the world may not be dealing with the drastic weather, but its still that time of year when the holidays are over and every gal gets kinda bummed. So here's ten tips to get you back into gear and ready to face the cold and snow head on!

1. Take a bath with TONS of bubbles. Its the cheap way to feel pampered and refreshed- grab your favorite bubble bath, I'm loving the Peppermint Bark scented bath bubbles from Philosophy.

2. Maybe before you hop into your warm bath tub- pick out your fav songs on your ipod to create an ultimate playlist that will help you unwind and de-stress.

3. Set your DVR or Tivo or whatever to record your guilty pleasure show (mine's Jerseylicious! hehe). Grab a fleece blanket (or snuggie), some popcorn and press play!

4. Make it a Venti! Yeah, yeah- I hear everyday that Starbucks is bad for you, but who cares every once in awhile! Order your go-to hot beverage and take a load off whether you like to people watch or skim a magazine, there's nothing like warm coffee in the winter!

5. If you can force yourself- get to the gym and sweat it out! The walk/drive to the gym is a daunting task, but once you hit "Quick-Start" you've one half the battle and after it's over, you feel so accomplished! Get 'em girl!

6. Stop and breathe ladies! So many times when I try to relax, I have a million fucking things on my mind from work that I can't even enjoy the show I'm watching- take several deep breaths in and out, as many as it takes for you to not be thinking about that one last thing you need to change on that work report.

7. Online shopping- no fitting rooms, no over-crowded parking lots, just pure point and click pleasure!

8. Chat with a long lost gal-pal. Stop sending her to voicemail because you don't have enough time- make time, having someone new to vent to can really be liberating. Your pal can give you a fresh take on your everyday probs and it will feel great to catch up too!

9. Go ahead, buy that brand new Cosmo Mag. I know, its over-priced and sometimes you get a repeat article, but those crisp, untouched pages feel amazing when you first crack it open! The bright colors and naughty talk can do wonders for your bad girl spirit!

10. Get your favorite little toy (battery powered, man, chick, whoever)- and get your SEX on! -this one's my favorite ;)


And its back to defrosting my car tomorrow morning! Lata Bad Girls.

Tattoo Contest- FINALS!

This round is for all the marbles!
Only one vote per person please!

Leave a comment or send an email to badgirlbloggers@gmail.com with your vote!

Good Luck to all the Finalists!

#1














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All these ladies have one a prize for winning their rounds from the Kat Von D Collection- but we will crown the winner on Monday and the #1 prize will be slightly better than the runner-ups! If you own one of these tats above- I will be contacting you soon via email for your address to send you your prize!
May the Best Tat Win!

INK Contest! Send in your Pics!

Okay- you all have one more week to enter! Seriously get all the people you can to enter- this is going to be fun! We've got some kick-ass entries already and we will be putting them to a vote starting next Friday!

Alright bad girls- let me see your best ink if you got it!
We wanna know who has the best Bad Girl Tattoo!
Here are the rules:
1. You must be a follower of Bad Girl Bloggers!
2. Submit one, two, as many as you want photos of your tattoo(s) to badgirlbloggers@gmail.com- Subject line "Best Tattoo"
3. Tell all your bloggy friends to come join in on the contest.

Here's how it will work:
The initial submission of photos will end on Friday November 5th (that gives you skanks two weeks)
Then I will post the photos -without names of their owners
(depending on how many participate there may need to be multiple rounds).
Everyone following BGB will get one vote per day on their fav ink!
After all the rounds are complete and the votes are tallied- BGB will crown the winner of the Best Bad Girl Tattoo Contest.

Alright Alright- I know all you bitches wanna hear what you are gonna win:
There will be a 1st place, 2nd place, and 3rd place winner... And each winner will receive an item from the Kat Von D Make-up Collection at Sephora.


And she has some good shit- I may even let the winners choose what they want cause I'm fuckin' awesome like that.

So all in all this is a simple way to win yourself a new bad ass item from the tattoo queen herself.
Get on this bad girls! I know you got ink! show me. You have 2 weeks!

Gettin' Ink Done! *CONTEST*

Alright bad girls- let me see your best ink if you got it!
We wanna know who has the best Bad Girl Tattoo!
Here are the rules:
1. You must be a follower of Bad Girl Bloggers!
2. Submit one, two, as many as you want photos of your tattoo(s) to badgirlbloggers@gmail.com- Subject line "Best Tattoo"
3. Tell all your bloggy friends to come join in on the contest.

Here's how it will work:
The initial submission of photos will end on Friday November 5th (that gives you skanks two weeks)
Then I will post the photos -without names of their owners
(depending on how many participate there may need to be multiple rounds).
Everyone following BGB will get one vote per day on their fav ink!
After all the rounds are complete and the votes are tallied- BGB will crown the winner of the Best Bad Girl Tattoo Contest.

Alright Alright- I know all you bitches wanna hear what you are gonna win:
There will be a 1st place, 2nd place, and 3rd place winner... And each winner will receive an item from the Kat Von D Make-up Collection at Sephora.


And she has some good shit- I may even let the winners choose what they want cause I'm fuckin' awesome like that.

So all in all this is a simple way to win yourself a new bad ass item from the tattoo queen herself.
Get on this bad girls! I know you got ink! show me. You have 2 weeks!

Top Ten Movie Sex Scenes

Let's count 'em down bitches!


10. Crank- Jason Statham and Amy Smart.
So the movie was kind of ridiculous, but it did leave behind a most memorable outdoor sex spectacle! It was "blood-pumping" to say the least. Jason's character needs to keep his heart rate at a certain level and he is like running out of gas near the end of this movie, so he basically has to bang the shit out of his girlfriend to regain his strength. It was one of those, "I can't believe this is happening" scenes.


9. Secretary
This movie was a friggin' masterpiece. Maggie Gyllenhaal becomes psychotically obsessed with her boss when she becomes a legal secretary. James Spader plays her boss who loves a kinky sex romp at first, then he tries to play hard-to-get before finally confessing his love for his secretary's crazy ass.



8. Boogie Nights
Well sure this one is kind of obvious seeing as the movie is about the porn industry- but I couldn't resist getting Marky-Mark's fine ass in this countdown. I picked the actual porn scene from the movie where Dirk Diggler and Amber Waves (Julianne Moore) are getting it on and the camera man complains about not getting the "money-shot"- ohh that's where that phrase comes from?


7. Titanic
I figured I would throw a bone to my more romantic side-and Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio made this shit look damn hot. The scene is pretty much unforgettable. .. The naked modeling, the back seat of an old-ass car, the steam, the sweaty palms- I lost my virginity just watching those two love-birds do it.



6. Basic Instinct
I was never a huge fan of Sharon Stone, but I didn't want to get bitched at for not including it. Uhh, sooo- she shows her vag during the famous interrogation scene. She has decent legs and makes me want to start smoking again. Now shes a washed up hooker- anything else I forgot?




5. Atonement
This is another slightly sappy scene- but with that "we're doing something wrong" secrecy about it. And that green dress that Keira Knightly is rocking- to f''n die for! Mmm and I love me some James McAvoy. And then the scene gets ruined when her creepy little sister spies on them and thinks he is raping her. Ease up kid, some girls like it rough and your sister is one of those girls.



4. Mulholland Drive
This would be the hot lesbian scene between Naomi Watts and Laura Harring- even thought it all turns out to be part of Naomi's character's imagination- err, i think? One second shes blond and the other is brunette, then they're both blond, then one is actually the other, WTF?This movie was confusing as all hell, but when my mind wasn't trying to wrap around the intricate plot, it was enjoying the show.




3. Unfaithful
The title alone is enough to get any viewer intrigued. Diane Lane is two-timing Richard Gere with a sexy, young, Italian boy. Basically Diane tries to firgure out if she should feel guilty or just enjoy the erotic pleasures. But do not underestimate old man Richard, he knew- he knew so hard that he f-ed up someone's car in his kid's school's parking lot!


2. 8 Mile
The sex scene in 8 mile where they are running through the industrial factory and all you hear are the machines pumping in unison with Eminem and Brittany was great. It was passionate, sexy as hell, and very very hot. Sure it only lasted a few minutes, but Slim Shady was ready to go apparently. I thought this movie was awesome and that Brittany and Eminem made a great drugged-up, white trash Detroit couple. RIP B. Murphy.




1. Wild Things
This goes down as the ultimate R-rated movie sex scene. Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell, and Denise Richards were all fuckin' hot! And the way Dillon was bossing them around- you go here, you do that- hell yeahh. hot shit. 'nough said.

Blog Stalk! Sluts, Bitches, and Whores only!

So BGB is blog stalking today and there have been some new rules laid out! And no- i'm not going to tell you what they are- you lazy fucks, go look for yourself! I do know one thing- CB is calling for some new sluts to link up over there- so bring a friend along with you today and you may be the lucky gal who can take home the coveted 'CB Slut of the Week' award. Go Stalk NOW!

SLUTCODE: Purple Monkey Balls

Top Ten Bad Boys of Hollywood

1. Gerald Butler- Okay this man can play heart throb to warrior and STILL makes this Brunette wet! And that accent makes him a double threat bitches!

2. Charlie Hunnam- The motorcycle did me in... That all I need, Mr. Hunnam can ride me around ALL mother fucking day and night and I would die a happy woman. He takes NO SHIT from anybody and when he shoots that gun... Oh dear God.

3. Bruce Willis- Do you even NEED an explanation for this one? He was SMOKING HOT at 25 and he is STILL totally fucking badass at 50... And nobody looks better all sweaty and covered in dirt than this man!

4. Jason Statham- Um. WIN. He OOZES badboy-ness from every fucking pore of his sexy body. Just LOOK at him, it's okay to stare... I'm SURE he wont mind!

5. Dane Cook- This man is my verbal soul mate okay? There is NOTHING about this man that doesn't scream perfection... He talks like a drunken sailor and guaranteed he's a good lay. Kill me.

6. Johnny Depp- Come on, hes been playing the bad boy since he was like twelve. Johnny takes the whole tall, dark, and handsome shit to the next fuckin' level. Hes a smooth talker and is an overall hot ass man.

Favorite Bad Boy Role: Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

Western Johnny Depp- fuckkk yeahhhh.






7. Ryan Reynolds- alright so doesn't play the BB part in a lot of his movies, but just one look at this man and i'm done. Everything about him just screams "I wanna fuck you right now!" I guess he first had me in the movie Waiting- where he wasn't so much of a bad ass, more just like an asshole, which we gals know can be equally as attractive the way our fucked up brains work.








8. Kevin Bacon- there are so many movies that he looks gorgeous in i can't fuckin' handle it. Of course there's Wild Things- where we get a glimpse of his real bacon- but then the old-school rebellious KB in Footloose is a hard one to pass up.

The 80's never looked so good.











9 & 10. Sean Patrick Flanery & Norman Reedus- Hot Fuckin' Irish Boys. After I saw them wielding their guns in Boondock Saints I was officially smitten. They haven't been in much lately- unless you are lining up to get tickets for SAW 3D (i gave up on that series about three years ago). But seriously, have you ever seen men look so good lighten up those cigarettes?

Cheryl Spills More Than Her Daily Cup of Java

I have been obsessed with this girl since i started my little parade on the blogosphere so its great that i finally get to fire some questions her way! Shes blunt, straight to the point, and has some seriously hilarious observations on life. So here she is bitches...

So Cheryl why should all us Bad Girls go check out your home turf, starbucksbreak.com?
Because they have nothing else better to do.

Ahhh spoken like a true Bad Girl. What do you think qualifies you as a Bad Girl???
I suppose it depends on what you consider "bad girl". Are we talking "bad" like "naughty?" Because I've never carried a whip, and men don't trust me, 6 inch heels and their penises in the same room, so I don't know if I qualify to even be part of this club. Although, my mom thinks I'm fucking awful because I swear all the time and take off my pants in front of Non-Asian men, but let's face it: swearing is an art, and non-Asians have bigger penises.
BUT if we're talking "bad" like 50cent, I totally qualify.
In the third grade I stole a chocolate bar from a 7-11.
Gangster.

Lord knows I love any answer with a 50 cent reference. So tell me, were you ALWAYS a Bad Girl or are you recently converted?
I've been asshole for pretty much the last decade.

What bores you more, a 'Mommy Blogger' or 'Tweet Blogs' and why?
What the fuck is a Tweet Blog? Like when people post their tweets onto their blog? Are your tweets so fucking interesting that I've got to read them twice in two different places? Losers. Get a real fucking blog.
I want you to tell me and EVERY other Bad Girl here about an instance that has made you realize you are in fact a Bad Girl?
I went and got myself plowed before acceptable plowing age.

Any other additional comments, complaints, or general inquiries?
Additional comment: I AM AWESOME.
Complaints: Facebook is so stupid sometimes. Like why don't the messages show up top anymore? Now I've got to look at the stupid sidebar. WHO LOOKS AT SIDEBARS.
General Inquiries: Why am I tearing out of one eye and how do I stop it?


Thanks Cheryl- you crack my shit up daily and i know you will do the same for every Bad Girl that heads your way!
Cheryl also has a blog design site: caffeinateddesigns.com for all of your layout needs! Go check this bitch out ladies!

Top Ten Tuesday- Bad Girl Playlist

These are the songs that get our blood pumpin' and really make us embrace being the bad girls that we are... It doesn't matter if you love or hate these songs or the bitches who sing them, because they rock balls. The Bad Bitch and I both chose 5 of our favorites and you love it whores!

Beyonce- "Diva"

This one is for the girls that like to shake it on the dance floor. The bass in this song is ridiculous and when this song comes on in the club, there is no stopping me from getting out there and rockin' that slow, steady grind on a fine man. And we all know that Beyonce, whether we love her or hate her, is a fuckin' Diva and is dammmnnnn good at it. Go watch the video, it's fuckin' hot.


Miranda Lambert- "Kerosene"
Names the Bad Girl of country music with her break out song 'Kerosene'... AHEM, when I was in High School... Fuck you bitches, this is Kansas! We rock cowboy boots (in my case-stilettos), crank up the country music and two-step until our fucking backs hurts. I fucking love this song hooker! Go listen to it, even if you HATE country music, you will love this goddamn song! Video 


Keri Hilson- "Turnin' Me On"

Ms. Hilson tells it like it is on her debut single featuring Lil' Wayne (Free Weezy!). Every time thins song comes on in my car, i can't help but feel sexy while singing the versus. Lil Wayne's rap details satisfying his woman and refers to the vagina as a "piranha" which is awesome. Video! 


Pink- "You and Your Hand"
We're here to dance, drink and talk shit- NOT for you to play grab ass with. I love it because it tells it just like it is- YES, I look fucking fantastically fuckable... but YOU couldn't touch me with someone elses cock right now. Video





Katy Perry- "I Kissed A Girl"
And she fuckin' liked it. This song made "experimenting" acceptable and now you can hear this song being butchered at karaoke bars everywhere! Why? because girls like kissing girls! Finally, we are no longer ashamed of that one time at college, or those five times in college... or last week- "ain't no big deal, it's innocent"- Perry.

The Runaways- "Cherry Bomb"
Um win. While I may not have been around to enjoy this song when it was released... I can rock the shit out of it now! Seriously, I don't know if it gets any better than when she starts belting out 'CHERRY BOMB! CHERRY BOMB!' This song rocks my balls, so like it hoes! Video




Lady Gaga- "Poker Face"
Gaga made it okay for all ladies to get it on with a boy while thinkin' about a girl- it doesn't get any more complicated than that, huh? Anyway, its a great song to perform a striptease for your man or woman! And come on, any song that metaphors sex with a card game is the shit.




Buckcherry- "Crazy Bitch"
Yes, as a matter of fucking FACT, this is my theme song sluts. Chicks are FUCKED up, we fucking know it and we kick the shit out of "crazy bitch". I'm not ashamed to be a psycho chick... Are you? Video



 
Amy Winehouse- "Rehab"
No, No, No... Fuck that! Rehab is for quitters! Amy is so badass that she ended up with her ass in jail, and then forced to go to rehab, oops! Regardless, its a great song about giving the middle finger to anyone who tries to change your bad girl ways.

Pussycat Dolls- "Don't Cha"  

Need I say more? Bitches WANT to be us, they hate us- because the HAVE to... Why? It's very simple, because their fucking boyfriend keeps eye-fucking us. If they are lucky we take them in the bathroom and show them how Bad Girls do it... The chick or the Dude? Refer to Ms. Perry baby.
Video

This Weeks Featured Blogger says....

Alright, This is The Bad Bitch here waking up early to get this guest post rolling. This bad girl is coming to us from her blogspot known as Awkward Sex and the City- and she ain't lying. She writes about all the topics that can make people blush, squirm, and sometimes even gag a little- but that's why we love her girls... Here's a little taste of her point of view and if you want more, be sure to hop over to her blog...

 

I’m calling it now… I’m totally going to be a home wrecker in the next ten years…. I like dad’s way too much for the average girl.

I don’t know what it is but I find them irresistible, with their permanent five o’clock shadows, and their receding hairlines. And oh dear god if they drink keystone light from the can, fuck me now.

The sad thing is, I’m not being sarcastic. I’m attracted to dads, older men, geriatrics one might say. But I shit you not, if any of you try to even touch my father…I will eat your face, whore. My father is a saint, bitches. A saint.

I was walking down the street the other day and I passed a balding 40ish man and smiled to myself and thought, “Hmm, I really don’t have any standards, do I?”

I actually was thinking about having sex with this man. This balding, pot-bellied man. I didn’t even know if he was rich yet.

To explain him accurately he looked like a mix of Jim Gaffigan and Louis C.K., funny men, yes. Hot, attractive, sexually suitable for most women? Aw, hellllllll no.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not a gold-digger. And I’m sure as hell not ugly. Cute, some say. Gorgeous others say when they want head.

Have you ever accidently drooled on a guy’s chest before? Awkward right? Yeah, older guys don’t notice that shit. Usually they think they drooled on themselves. If that doesn’t sound like heaven to you, then you are the fucking devil… the devil.

I think I like the stability of older men. They’ve given up. They understand the unspoken rules. And they know not to deviate from said unsaid rules. That being, I want, what I want, when I want it.

Follow those rules and you’ll get laid. Young men don’t get that. Older men do.

Boom…guess who gets laid.

And guess who got the Bob Evans early bird special this afternoon? This girl bitches.

This girl.

Get Your Bitch Face On!

It's true, I don't wake up every morning ready to kick ass and take names- sometimes I need a little paint! I wanted to give a run-down on the top make-up products for girls who like to be dramatic, party, and rock the fuck out. And with Halloween right around the corner, you may get a costume inspiration after checking out some of these great make-up accessories...


The eyes are the crucial part of pulling off a FABULOUS face- I love to use anything from this Moulin Rouge Collection by Make Up Forever. These red lined lashes take the fuckin' cake because they are just so pimp. I heart them dearly. And also in the set are some sweet crystals that you can place on the sides of your eyes or if you try lining your eyebrows with them, it would look bangin'.

If you need to thicken up your lash line or to get a really bold look, it all comes down to the liner you choose. I have been true to Kat Von D's Tattoo Liner in Trooper (a.k.a. jet black). This stuff will not smudge easily and therefore you will probably need a good make-up remover for the end of night- if you care at that point, drunk-ass.

How about some bad-ass eyeshadow, huh? Well I found a cute make-up set that comes with four shadows named: Pin Up, Peep Show, Full Frontal, and Lucky Charms- how could i not put this Two Faced product on here? The set is called "Fun in the Dark" and it comes with some lip colors, blush/ bronzer, and an awesome light-up mirror to help you get your look in those dark dingy places- not that any of us fine upstanding ladies would be caught in such a place! I'm also lovin' Buxom's Stay-There Eyeshadow in Saint Bernard!

And what would we bad bitches be without some luscious deep colored lips? I'm not a big fan of standard lipstick, so I looked for something a little more glossy. DuWop makes a whole line of Lip Venoms that plump, color, and shine up your mouth. My fav- the latest Twilight Venom which boasts a crimson shade once applied.

And to finish your look off, it may seem unnecessary, but give this Urban Decay All Nighter Long Lasting Make-up Setting Spray (What a mouthful, right?). But this shit is awesome when you are out at those sweaty clubs. It works wonders on your eye make-up especially- no running, smudging, or flaking- so go get your freak on with that hottie on the dance floor!

Alright sluts, I've fully prepared you to get your fine asses out this weekend, so tear it up and make me fuckin' proud.

~THE BAD BITCH~

Bad Girls Aren’t Born, They're Created.

I never understood throughout my school career what the point was in being well-behaved. I was never attracted to it at all. Where is the fun in not drinking, smoking, partying, hooking-up, talking shit, and everything else that comes in between? Oh sure being a Bad Girl had some minor consequences every now and then...Your a constantly the topic of various rumors circumventing your school or social crew, youre no stranger to a killer hangover, and you have to make your tri-monthly appointment for the gyno- just to be safe. But being a bad girl by drinking my face off, fuckin’ around, and doing things that would make most people blush has made it possible for me to do what I love to do- and that is to tell a GREAT FUCKIN’ STORY!

That’s the gal who is the life of any party is the one who can recall her most insane moments and deliver it in such a way that people are hanging on her every word. Sure you will get your stuck-up bitches who will saunter away from your story-time just to whisper to another that you are in fact an attention-seeking skank whore- but who gives a fuck? Guarantee that bitch is going home alone to brush her hair and discuss further with her parents how much of a goddamn angel she is. While, ME- well, I’m going to drink til 4 am and make-out with at least three people- and then I will spend the ENTIRE next day on my couch watching Varsity Blues on TBS and chatting up my other bitches to see if we can collectively piece the night back together.

And all of that is happening with a smile on my face, why? because a love it! To me being a bad girl is the only way to let loose and not give a fuck about what anyone else thinks of you. And I have a feeling if you found your way to this blog that you feel similarly.
In other words- I am so pumped for this community of Bad Ass Chicks. With the three Admin Bad Girls we got- this is bound to be fuckin’ amazing.
So thanks for joining us bitches.

-The Bad Bitch.

(image from iheartstolen-images)