Confession from the Queen!

So you all let me down on these confessions! ;) But wouldn't you know The Queen came through! So check out her Christmas Confession, then hop on over to visit her and check out the band of Royals!

"I had just become of age.  I was legal to drink.  It was traditional for my family (Grandparents, uncles, aunts cousins BOTH SIDES) to get together for Christmas ever.  This year, it was my parents year to host it.

I had to work that day and we all hit the bar after work.  Isn't that what a normal 19 year old would do the first Christmas Eve they were legal to drink, and living away from home?  Yea, I thought so.

Anyway... this was the good old days, when drinking and driving was a normal thing.  If you killed yourself on the back roads of Nebraska.. your problem... you were the only one on that road, so chances are they would find you in the spring.

I was partying about 40 miles from my parents home..they would never know right?  Um.. dumbshit...  I get the wonderful drunken idea to drive the backroads of nebraska for the 40 miles to my parents home.  In my drunken state, I believed I could not live without spending Christmas Eve with them.

I pull into the little town of 7, just a few miles from my parents.   Our neighbor boy saw me puking on main street.  He knows I should not be driving, so he shoves me into the front seat of his car and takes me home.

He drags me up the sidewalk.. leans me against the door,,, and knocks and runs... except he wasn't fast enough.. Father opened the door to watch his daughter FALL IN the house giggling and puking..

The neighbor boy yells.. I found her that way... as he sped out the driveway...

Several pots of coffee later, I'm sober enough to know it's Christmas eve.  I look around to see Grandparents,, Aunts and Uncles..and a pair of parents...GLARING AT ME...
THEY WERE NOT FUCKING IMPRESSED...

The cousins however,, were giggle snorting all over the place... They knew they would never... do anything... that topped this... if they were in trouble.. they just looked at the family and said..

Yea.. but I didn't show up to Christmas shit faced...

and that... is my Christmas Confession."

-The Queen

Well this is just sad...

Would you ladies have me to believe that in this group of Bad Girl's no one has stories to tell? You never took your sweetie into the bathroom for a little holiday nookie while your family was there? Or re-gifted your mother-in-law's gift from last year without realizing she was the one who gave it it you? There is one more chance to share your Christmas Confessions. If you're unfamiliar with the cosmo-style confessions check some out HERE! You can e-mail them to me at scandalinthechoirloft[at]gmail[dot]com. If no one sends me secrets before next week we'll just have to stamp this as a Bad Girl Fail!

Calling All Bad Girls!

Hey ladies! Ready to unleash your naughty secrets? We're looking for your Christmas Confessions! For the next two weeks we'll be showcasing your secrets and stories of holiday naughtiness! If you're unfamiliar with the cosmo-style confessions check some out HERE! I'll be posting them here for all to see! Sign them or be anonymous, either way is fine by us! You can e-mail them to me at scandalinthechoirloft[at]gmail[dot]com. 

Sex on the brain...

I tell you, these Bad Girls are a horny bunch! Top Ten Places to Have Sex! Here's what we came up with!

10. On the beach (pick a position that doesn't get sand in all the wrong places)
9. In a public restroom (Sounds fun, but I hope people are picking clean restrooms!)
8. Shower Sex!
7. Furniture sex (I got couch, chair, table. Use what you have and christen every room in the house!)
6. In the car, in a carwash (I cannot take credit for this, but it sounds super hot!)
5. ON the car, in a deserted area (Not trying to get arrested or anything)
4. In a tent while camping.
3. By the pool (Hot sun, slick with tanning oil, tasting like pina coladas... yum)
2. In a dance club, all those dark corners and heavy beats, just keep most of your clothes on ;-)
1. In a bed.... with handcuffs.... and a blindfold.... and maybe some ice ;)

What did we leave out? What's your favorite place to have sex? Or, where have you never had sex but always wanted to?

MissC Spills Her Bad Girl Secrets

This weeks interviewee is none other that one of my favorite skanks EVER, MissC. Love her hoes, she totally saved my ass today because she rocks my tits like that okay? 

I grilled this little skank until she spilled all her Bad Girl ways, so here it is... Enjoy!

1. Okay bitch, I want you to tell me and all the other Bad Girls why they should go check out your amazingly hookerific Bad Girl blog right now!

How about cause I said so? No? Well it's cause I'm a good fit for everyone. There is lots of naughty goin on, I am the creator of the Wednesday Naughty List, but I do rock the mommy/housewife crown as well. I sometimes like to post poetry and short stories that I have written. And sometimes I just whine and bitch. So I'm just a little bit of everything! How can you not want to check my shit out??

Plus I like to get to know my readers. The bitches I heart the most I am friends with on FB. We love to talk shit and make each other laugh. And because of that I'm a great commenter on other people's blogs.

I don't think of myself as just being a bad girl blogger. But as being one bad ass friend you just haven't met yet! (She's a liar! Crystal is a closet whore and lucky for her those are my favorite kind!)

2. What do you think qualifies you as a Bad Girl??? (Better be good skank!)

Oh Hooker! Where to start?!

Well I am mouthy as hell. And I don't tend to have a problem telling people when they're wrong. (If you're not reading me then you're wrong btw.)

The trick with me is that I am a bad girl on the sly! I come off very sweet but The bad is boiling under the surface. For instance...I once wore vibrating panties to church!! So I have two blogs to hold all of me. The really bad girl shit is on one, and the mildly bad crap is on the other!

3. Were you ALWAYS a Bad Girl or are you recently converted?

Well that depends on who you ask. I'm gonna say that I have primarily been a bad girl. But no one knew. I'm sneaky like that! My family moved from California to a tiny town in Arkansas when I was 13 and so I went from an obedient daughter to a rebellious hellion. I snuck out at night. I fooled around with guys. I drank. I blackmailed a teacher. I dated a couple guys at one time. I dated a guy that was 6 years older than me. The whole shebang! I got married at 17 and that didn't tame me. Having my son at 20 tamed me some. But I am back to being one bad bitch!

4. What bores you more, a 'Mommy Blogger' or 'Tweet Blogs' and why bitch?

The majority of mommy blogs fucking bugs the shit out of me. Seriously. I don't want to hear about Little Darling and his beautiful shit in his stylish diaper.

If you want to bitch about your kids, then I can relate and I wanna read it. Bitching about your kids doesn't make you a bad mom. But trying to make everyone think that you and your little monsters are perfect makes you a boring ass blogger. CLICK OFF!

5. I want you to tell me and EVERY other Bad Girl here about an instance that has made you realize you are in fact a Bad Girl.

Just one????? Fuck you're gettin more than one.

So when I was 16 my friends dared me to apply for a job at hooters since I had c cup boobs already. They thought it would be a great joke! I not only applied but I got the job. And I worked there for 2 weeks before the manager figured out my real age.

When I was 18 I got a job at a sex shop. Oh yes! I sold toys, porn, sex swings, stripper clothes....Anything you can find at a sex shop I helped sell it. And I loved it.

It's become my goal to have sex in many different odd places. So far I have done the naughty in a church parking lot, while church was in session. Underneath a freeway overpass. In a vineyard. At my friend's house during her goodbye party. My friend's pool during a pool party. On the beach during the day. In a walmart parking lot. My son was conceived on a beach by a river. In a tent that I shared with my in laws. (They were sleeping!!) At an Applebees after closing time. In more than one public park.

I'll leave that at that. But I am one Naughty Bitch!!

So ya....I'm a bad girl. I hope everyone will come check me out! If nothing else...I promise to keep you entertained!!

There you go bitches! Get your asses over there, because she will totally keep your ass entertained!

 

One Crazy Brunette Chick