That's right my lovelies, another week without a Top Ten (what can I say, gotta give attention to what pays the bills!) So I expect you all to pick up my slack!!
Link up your Wild, Wicked, and Naughty Top Ten Lists for me!
Showing posts with label Wicked Wednesday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wicked Wednesday. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Wicked Wednesday: Another List Edition
That's right my lovelies, another week without a Top Ten (what can I say, gotta give attention to what pays the bills!) So I expect you all to pick up my slack!!
Link up your Wild, Wicked, and Naughty Top Ten Lists for me!
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Wicked Wednesday: The First Time
It's Wicked Wednesday and I want to hear about your embarrassing or scandalous firsts. First time you had sex, first time you broke the law, (first time you broke the law and got caught) whatever story you have to tell! I remember the first time I snuck out of my house thinking that I was a bad-ass until I realized my mom was watching me the whole time. Yeah, way to go D.
Anyway, I figure this could be a fun one! It is what you make it ;)
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Wicked Wednesday Questions!
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Wicked Wednesday!
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Wicked Wednesday: No Rules!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Wicked Wednesday ~ Public Sex Edition
Hey there bitches, sluts and whores!
Public Sex.
I want to read about it.
Make me happy and link up!
And guess.... Is mine fiction or not?
Summer.
Perfect weather for a mini skirt and tank. Which is just how she was dressed walking into the 11:00pm showing of "The Incredibles".
They bought their tickets and walked in. 1st stop was for popcorn and drinks. "I'll be right back." she said as he paid the cashier. She leaned her head back for a kiss. He smiled as he leaned down to press his lips against hers. She turned toward the restroom and glanced over her shoulder. He was still smiling.
Stepping into a stall, she lifted her skirt and slid her pink lace panties down her legs. Running a finger down her slit, she tucked the panties into her purse. Licking her finger, she stepped back into the lobby and found him waiting. They walked into the show a few minutes after the previews started.
They sat in the middle seats. Not that the seats were limited. No one was there except them. He slid his arm around her as she reached into her purse. "Here." she whispered. She pressed a ball into his hand, and put her hand on his thigh. He opened his a..hand and her panties unrolled in his hand. "Now do you see why we had to see THIS movie?" she asked as she ran her hand up to cup his dick.
They bought their tickets and walked in. 1st stop was for popcorn and drinks. "I'll be right back." she said as he paid the cashier. She leaned her head back for a kiss. He smiled as he leaned down to press his lips against hers. She turned toward the restroom and glanced over her shoulder. He was still smiling.
Stepping into a stall, she lifted her skirt and slid her pink lace panties down her legs. Running a finger down her slit, she tucked the panties into her purse. Licking her finger, she stepped back into the lobby and found him waiting. They walked into the show a few minutes after the previews started.
They sat in the middle seats. Not that the seats were limited. No one was there except them. He slid his arm around her as she reached into her purse. "Here." she whispered. She pressed a ball into his hand, and put her hand on his thigh. He opened his a..hand and her panties unrolled in his hand. "Now do you see why we had to see THIS movie?" she asked as she ran her hand up to cup his dick.
As she spread her legs, the thin material of her skirt creeped up her thighs. Reaching over, she took his hand and guided it to her leg. "Lets have some fun, baby." she purred into his ear. He started walking his fingers up her thigh as the movie started.
His fingertip brushed lightly against her bare pussy. She clenched her muscles and groaned. He pressed his finger against her clit and started tracing small circles on it. She had his pants unzipped and was taking his dick out by then. Turning in her seat, she placed her knees in it, and leaned forward. Taking his dick in her mouth, she slid her hand between her legs. slid her finger into herself, and then reached up rubbing her juices on his lips.
His fingertip brushed lightly against her bare pussy. She clenched her muscles and groaned. He pressed his finger against her clit and started tracing small circles on it. She had his pants unzipped and was taking his dick out by then. Turning in her seat, she placed her knees in it, and leaned forward. Taking his dick in her mouth, she slid her hand between her legs. slid her finger into herself, and then reached up rubbing her juices on his lips.
He reached over her and found her pussy dripping. Her clit was as hard as a rock. She was thrusting her hips forward and back, trying to get him to fuck her with his finger while she continued to suck him, but he had other plans.
Running his fingers up her back, he wrapped them in her hair and pulled her head up. Pushing her back into her seat, he placed her ankles on the back of the seat in front of her and slipped onto the floor between them. His left arm wrapped around her leg so her could work her clit with his thumb. His tongue went deep in her hole.
Running his fingers up her back, he wrapped them in her hair and pulled her head up. Pushing her back into her seat, he placed her ankles on the back of the seat in front of her and slipped onto the floor between them. His left arm wrapped around her leg so her could work her clit with his thumb. His tongue went deep in her hole.
She couldn't stop her hips from moving, so she was rolling them up and down in time with his movements. His tongue traced her asshole a few times and she exploded on his face. "Your turn." She moaned as she pulled him to his seat.
Sitting on his lap, she faced the movie screen. Sliding his dick up and down her slit to lube it up. Pressing her ass down, he slid into her pulsing pussy. His hands rubbing her nipples through her thin tank top. Her pussy clamped down on him, milking out his cum.
Sitting on his lap, she faced the movie screen. Sliding his dick up and down her slit to lube it up. Pressing her ass down, he slid into her pulsing pussy. His hands rubbing her nipples through her thin tank top. Her pussy clamped down on him, milking out his cum.
They could see themselves on the screen. Little did they know so could the film attendant in the booth.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Wet and Wicked Wednesday!
Damn it's getting hot! All I can think about is sinking into a cold pool, and I don't have one around here! So It's Wicked Wednesday and to keep us all in a cooler frame of mind let's get some wet and wicked stories going. Skinny dipping? Sex in the lake? Making out in the rain? I'll take whatever you got. Just take the badge and post your wicked story then link-up! It's that easy!
Comments are still entries but link-ups will count for 3 entries for the Kissa Glass Vibrator!
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Wicked Wednesday with the Bad Girls
My favorite Bad Girl of all time has got to be Mae West! The woman embraced her sexuality and her inner bitch like nobody's business! I mean, it takes something to produce a Broadway show that gets you arrested for corrupting the morals of youth!
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Wicked Wednesday
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Last Wicked Wednesday of 2010!
To clarify, I may not be as bad ass as CB or Jen, but I will remove you from this hop if you fail to follow the rules. Yes I'm talking to you.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Wicked Wednesday
Do you have a theme song?
A song that you sing when you go to karaoke?
A song that makes you get up and dance?
Such as:
Or maybe this:
Or even this:
Write a post about that song, read it, make sure it doesn't suck, and
LINK THE FUCK UP!!
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Wicked Wednesday
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Wicked Wednesday
On this Thanksgiving Eve,
I want to take you back to the table
on a Thanksgiving that you were wicked.
Tell me about a time where you showed
your ass in front of your whole family.
Make sure it doesn't suck,
and link the fuck up!!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Wicked Wendesday
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Wicked Wednesday!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Wicked Wednesday: Top Ten Lists
We were real bad girls this week. No one posted a Top Ten Tuesday! But wait, that's the point isn't it? So this week for Wicked Wednesday, we want your Wicked Top Ten. It can be the Top Ten craziest places you've had sex. It can be your Top Ten Fantasies, the Top Ten mistakes you've ever made, Top Ten Guilty Pleasures. Go crazy with it!
Grab the button, post your Top Ten, and link-up!
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Wicked Wednesday: Busted!
What happened? Did your honey throw you up against the wall for a quickie and your mother-in-law walked in? Maybe a cop tapped on the window while you were giving a parking lot BJ? Then again, maybe you called in sick then saw your boss at the mall.
The first time I got busted I was about 12. I was climbing back in my window after sneaking out to see the neighbor boy. Then when I was in college I thought my roommate was gone for the day and she came in to find me straddling my boyfriend. Lucky me we were basically clothed. Thus far I've never been walked in on during the act or caught in a major lie. *Knocking on wood*
So fess up, we wanna know! Tell us about the time that you almost got away with it. Take the button, tell us how you got busted, and link your happy ass up!
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Wicked (WITCH) Wednesday
I decided to try something different this week bitches. I know right? I can because I rock like that okay? Anyway, this Wicked Wednesday I want all you whores to post your FAVORITE witch ever. Shit I don't give a fuck if it's your mom okay?
I know I've referred to myself as the Wicked Bitch of the MID-West 1,000 times... well there's no point in denying it right? But for the sake of the game I will bow out of the favorite witch list. Damnit.
My favorite witch of all fucking time- literally there is NO comparison when it comes to hateful bitches and you can say whatever you want about me after (but be prepared for a stiletto in the face if I don't like it) because I could give a fuck less.
Maleficent- from Sleeping Beauty. I fucking LOVE this bitch, I swear the second I laid eyes on her at freaking 5 or however the hell old I was, this bitch rocked my face off.
What bitches? Is there a problem? Didn't think so.
I have one other bitch that I have IDOLIZED my whole fucking life and if you need an explanation as to why... then you must get far far away from here and fast as your ugly ass clogs can carry you. No, really.
I've mentioned Elvira countless times before on One Crazy Brunette Chick and all you hookers know how much I love this sexy bitch. I mean come the fuck on, she laced a casserole with ecstasy and the whole damn town had a fucking orgy.
There you have it whores, those are the two women than THIS Crazy Brunette idolized as a child. I know right?
I know I've referred to myself as the Wicked Bitch of the MID-West 1,000 times... well there's no point in denying it right? But for the sake of the game I will bow out of the favorite witch list. Damnit.
My favorite witch of all fucking time- literally there is NO comparison when it comes to hateful bitches and you can say whatever you want about me after (but be prepared for a stiletto in the face if I don't like it) because I could give a fuck less.
Maleficent- from Sleeping Beauty. I fucking LOVE this bitch, I swear the second I laid eyes on her at freaking 5 or however the hell old I was, this bitch rocked my face off.
What bitches? Is there a problem? Didn't think so.
I have one other bitch that I have IDOLIZED my whole fucking life and if you need an explanation as to why... then you must get far far away from here and fast as your ugly ass clogs can carry you. No, really.
There you have it whores, those are the two women than THIS Crazy Brunette idolized as a child. I know right?
Rules to link up:
- Take the Wicked Wednesday button
- Post your favorite witch of all time
- Then link up hookers
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Wicked Wednesday... Blogger is Dicking Me...
Hey whores! So I wrote out this awesome post about my weekend... which was quite Wicked if I may say so myself. Then I hit 'Publish' and went to view the fucker and Blogger says 'The page you are looking for is not in existence'
The FUCK? Bullshit! I just wrote the bastard! Let's get a goddamn Whizzo Button for the fucking admin at Blogger for once again dicking CB in the ass with no lube! Anyway- short version:
Races and being eye fucked by every man within looking distance... let me think... WIN.
Alright you know the deal bitches, take the button, write something crazy wicked and then link back up with your WW post!
The FUCK? Bullshit! I just wrote the bastard! Let's get a goddamn Whizzo Button for the fucking admin at Blogger for once again dicking CB in the ass with no lube! Anyway- short version:
Races and being eye fucked by every man within looking distance... let me think... WIN.
Alright you know the deal bitches, take the button, write something crazy wicked and then link back up with your WW post!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Wicked Wednesday
It's Wicked Wednesday bitches and shit runs pretty simply with the Bad Girl Bloggers, mostly because we're still drunk from last night and refuse to dwell on the bullshit! Just post something wicked to entertain our asses, okay sluts?
- Take our skanky ass button
- Post something amazing
- Link your post up to the linky
Told you we were easy... Oh fuck, I didn't? Well, was it really all that difficult to draw your own conclusions??? Link up whores, and come back tomorrow for a titty-tastic interview!
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