Tuesday, November 23, 2010

A Thankful Tuesday Top Ten

So we are coming up on Thanksgiving. We're all talking about what we're thankful for, and health, family, and friends usually rank pretty high. But this post is all about being thankful, bad girl style :)

So here are the top ten things bad girls can be thankful for!

10. Men. Contrary to how they sometimes present, they are good for many things. Lifting heavy objects, backing us in a fight, sex. Lots of sex.
9. Shopping Holidays. We burn calories, and have a legitimate excuse to go crazy with the spending! (But honey, it was such a good deal!)
8. Comfort Food. There is a reason we need the calorie burning after-all. Of course there is also chocolate sauce and whipped cream to be thankful for....
7. Holiday Parties! They give us a great excuse to drink too much and do/say things we're wanted to all year!
6. Xanax... or maybe Prozac... you know what I'm talking about.
5. Shoes! Shoe shopping is such a non-caloric stress reliever. They always fit!
4. Make-up, when boys are ugly and have bad skin, they're more or less SOL, at least we have concealer!
3. Over-sized Sunglasses, hangovers just got chic!
2. Vibrators! Need we say more?
1. Each Other! Lord knows if we didn't have each other to talk to probably implode!

So what are you thankful for? Tell us about it?


  1. I am thankful for my bitchy attitude- it gets things done.

  2. Amen for that whole list...I am especially thankful for 6, 3, 2 (i'm single) and 1. :-)