Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Last Wicked Wednesday of 2010!

One Crazy Brunette Chick

2010 is almost over bitches! I hope you all party your way into 2011 Friday night like I intend to, but until then, I want to hear your crazy New Year stories! Best/Worst/Craziest, who cares! Take the button, give us your best story and link-up!

To clarify, I may not be as bad ass as CB or Jen, but I will remove you from this hop if you fail to follow the rules. Yes I'm talking to you.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

New Year's Resolutions

So, I was going to do the Top Ten Worst New Years Resolutions. Of course, it's all subjective. I personally hate the damn things, I think if you need to do something you just do it. It's like stuffing your face on Sunday because your diet starts Monday. Of course some people look forward to January 1st all December just to get on some new kick. So here are what I think would be the Top Ten New Year's Resolutions.

10. Take a vacation
9. Start a new hobby
8. Spend more time at home
7. Get out of debt/ pay off car/credit card/ house
6. Meet someone/ find a relationship
5. Find a new job
4. Household Projects (New Kitchen, painting, etc.)
3. Going to church/ going back to church
2. Quit Smoking
1. Losing Weight/ Getting Healthy

So you tell me. Do you think New Years Resolutions are pointless, or do you think they are a great idea? Which ones on this list do you like/hate most? We're all mouthy and opinionated ;) So let me hear it!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Bad Girl Christmas

Instead of Top Ten Tuesday this week, I wanted to do a Bad Girl Christmas link-up. I'd love to see your Christmas Top Tens! Maybe it's your favorite Christmas songs, movies, traditions, memories, whatever it may be. If you only want to do a Top Five, or Top Three, that's cool too! I just want a chance for us to see each other's Christmas favorites! So post yours and link-up for a Bad Girl Christmas!


Linky will close at midnight on 12/25

Monday, December 20, 2010

Confession from the Queen!

So you all let me down on these confessions! ;) But wouldn't you know The Queen came through! So check out her Christmas Confession, then hop on over to visit her and check out the band of Royals!

"I had just become of age.  I was legal to drink.  It was traditional for my family (Grandparents, uncles, aunts cousins BOTH SIDES) to get together for Christmas ever.  This year, it was my parents year to host it.

I had to work that day and we all hit the bar after work.  Isn't that what a normal 19 year old would do the first Christmas Eve they were legal to drink, and living away from home?  Yea, I thought so.

Anyway... this was the good old days, when drinking and driving was a normal thing.  If you killed yourself on the back roads of Nebraska.. your problem... you were the only one on that road, so chances are they would find you in the spring.

I was partying about 40 miles from my parents home..they would never know right?  Um.. dumbshit...  I get the wonderful drunken idea to drive the backroads of nebraska for the 40 miles to my parents home.  In my drunken state, I believed I could not live without spending Christmas Eve with them.

I pull into the little town of 7, just a few miles from my parents.   Our neighbor boy saw me puking on main street.  He knows I should not be driving, so he shoves me into the front seat of his car and takes me home.

He drags me up the sidewalk.. leans me against the door,,, and knocks and runs... except he wasn't fast enough.. Father opened the door to watch his daughter FALL IN the house giggling and puking..
The neighbor boy yells.. I found her that way... as he sped out the driveway...
Several pots of coffee later, I'm sober enough to know it's Christmas eve.  I look around to see Grandparents,, Aunts and Uncles..and a pair of parents...GLARING AT ME...

The cousins however,, were giggle snorting all over the place... They knew they would never... do anything... that topped this... if they were in trouble.. they just looked at the family and said..
Yea.. but I didn't show up to Christmas shit faced...

and that... is my Christmas Confession."

-The Queen

Friday, December 17, 2010

Last Call

I have one confession. ONE! I expect at least five more by Sunday night so I can provide a decent post on Monday ;)

You bitches have a good weekend!

Fucking FRIDAY, Bad Girls!!

Go link up with BSF

Blog Stalk Friday

and you might, just might

win this next week!!

Blog Stalk Friday 
You know you want it!!
Just follow the fucking rules!!!


Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wicked Wednesday

Hello there all my Wicked Bitches!
Once again, it's Hump Day,
which means.........
Blog Stalk Friday

Do you have a theme song?
A song that you sing when you go to karaoke?
A song that makes you get up and dance?

Such as:

Or maybe this:

Or even this:

Write a post about that song, read it, make sure it doesn't suck, and

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The 12 days of... horrible gifts!

Ever wondered what the hell she did with partridges or turtle doves, or heaven forbid the lords a leaping? Instead of the usual top ten I decided this week I'd post about those gifts that we always get, and never want.

12. Socks. Every year some well meaning grandparent gives me socks. Of course, they buy the bulky kind that you only wear if your a lumberjack in big boots. So the pack gets stuck in a closet and I always have too many socks. (Fuzzy fun socks are an exception and make an excellent stocking stuffer!)

11. Lotions and Bath Salts that you bought on clearance last year. Number one, it isn't my scent. Number two, that stuff has a shelf life you know.

10. Those cheap scarf/hat/glove sets. The gloves never fit adults unless they are tiny tiny people. The scarves fall apart and leave pieces all over everything I own. And the hats? Really?

9. Votive candle holders. Have you ever been to the gift swap and gotten the single votive candle holder gift? What does one do with a single votive candle holder? Of course I now have so many mismatched single votive candle holders I might actually be able to do something with them collectively.

8. Fruitcake. Growing up, I really thought this was a joke. The first Christmas I actually received a fruitcake I laughed. It wasn't a joke.

7. Ugly porcelin trinkets. Need I say more?

6. Magazine subscriptions. Unless it's Cosmo? It's a waste of space in my house.

5. Weight Loss/Self-help books..... Yes, someone did that.

4. Framed pictures that I'm not in. Unless you"re my child, and I don't have any, why would I want a framed picture of you?

3. Novelty kitchen appliances. Unless someone has an ungodly amount of cabinet space? Those gadgets aren't necessary! I can make pancakes on the stove top and brew tea in a boiler. It's just another box to store.

2. Wall Decor. Unless you were with me in a store when I fell in love with that decoratve plaque or mirror? Don't do it! It'll just end up in a yard sale,

1. _______________ Fill in the Blank!! What is the "oh, please not another" for you this year?

Monday, December 13, 2010

Well this is just sad...

Would you ladies have me to believe that in this group of Bad Girl's no one has stories to tell? You never took your sweetie into the bathroom for a little holiday nookie while your family was there? Or re-gifted your mother-in-law's gift from last year without realizing she was the one who gave it it you? There is one more chance to share your Christmas Confessions. If you're unfamiliar with the cosmo-style confessions check some out HERE! You can e-mail them to me at scandalinthechoirloft[at]gmail[dot]com. If no one sends me secrets before next week we'll just have to stamp this as a Bad Girl Fail!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Blog Stalk Friday ~ Go Link Up

Hey Bitches! It's Jen from over at Love Me or Hate Me.

If you didn't already know, when CB left the blogging world, she left BSF to me.

I have a new button, and a new Bitch Of The Week badge, so go link up and send your friends.

Next week, you could be my Bitch!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Wicked Wednesday

Blog Stalk Friday

We took a little break with Wicked Wednesday last week,
but this week we are back, kicking ass and taking names!
We all have a bitch in our lives, right?
Other then ourselves.
I want to hear about this bitch.
What does she do that gets under your skin?
What would you do to her if you met in a dark alley?
Write it, post it, read it.
And if it doesn't suck, Link it the fuck up!!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Top Ten Christmas Movies

These are my top ten favorite Christmas movies. I haven't seen as many as I'd like, and I know there are classics missing from the list because either a) I haven't seen them, or b) I can't remember them well enough to put them on a favorites list!

10. The Family Stone
9. Holiday in Handcuffs (made for TV, but I do love Melissa Joan Hart!)
8. The Polar Express
7. The Santa Clause
6. A Charlie Brown Christmas
5. A Christmas Carol
4. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
3. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

2. White Christmas
1. Love Actually (personal favorite of all time!)

Ok, you know the drill. Now I want to know your favorites! What do I need to add to my list this year?

Monday, December 6, 2010

Calling All Bad Girls!

Hey ladies! Ready to unleash your naughty secrets? We're looking for your Christmas Confessions! For the next two weeks we'll be showcasing your secrets and stories of holiday naughtiness! If you're unfamiliar with the cosmo-style confessions check some out HERE! I'll be posting them here for all to see! Sign them or be anonymous, either way is fine by us! You can e-mail them to me at scandalinthechoirloft[at]gmail[dot]com.