Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Top Ten Christmas Songs

Did everyone get their fill of carbs and shopping? I hope so, and now it's time to get into the swing of Christmas!!! I'm laying out what I consider to be the Top Ten Christmas Songs. Now I'm a twentysomething who loves some pop Christmas music so if it isn't your taste? Too Bad, you'll deal. That's what comments are for ;)

10. Merry Christmas Baby by Christina Aguilera
9. I'll be home for Christmas by Michael Buble
8. Step into Christmas by Elton John
7. Christmas in Dixie by Alabama
6. White Christmas by Bing Crosby
5. Christmas don't be late by...The Chipmuks :)
4. All I want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey
3. Baby it's Cold Outside by Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews
2. Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt
1. ..... you tell me! There are so many I could list more like 100! What are you favorite Christmas Songs? Any particular arrangements?

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Wicked Wednesday

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Hey Bitches!It's Jenn from Love Me Or Hate Me.
On this Thanksgiving Eve,
I want to take you back to the table
on a Thanksgiving that you were wicked.
Tell me about a time where you showed
your ass in front of your whole family.
Make sure it doesn't suck,
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

A Thankful Tuesday Top Ten

So we are coming up on Thanksgiving. We're all talking about what we're thankful for, and health, family, and friends usually rank pretty high. But this post is all about being thankful, bad girl style :)


So here are the top ten things bad girls can be thankful for!

10. Men. Contrary to how they sometimes present, they are good for many things. Lifting heavy objects, backing us in a fight, sex. Lots of sex.
9. Shopping Holidays. We burn calories, and have a legitimate excuse to go crazy with the spending! (But honey, it was such a good deal!)
8. Comfort Food. There is a reason we need the calorie burning after-all. Of course there is also chocolate sauce and whipped cream to be thankful for....
7. Holiday Parties! They give us a great excuse to drink too much and do/say things we're wanted to all year!
6. Xanax... or maybe Prozac... you know what I'm talking about.
5. Shoes! Shoe shopping is such a non-caloric stress reliever. They always fit!
4. Make-up, when boys are ugly and have bad skin, they're more or less SOL, at least we have concealer!
3. Over-sized Sunglasses, hangovers just got chic!
2. Vibrators! Need we say more?
1. Each Other! Lord knows if we didn't have each other to talk to probably implode!

So what are you thankful for? Tell us about it?

Monday, November 22, 2010

Who Has The Baddest Tat?

The Winner of the Bad Girl Bloggers Best Tat Contest is Ms. Daisy from The Daisy Approach!














Congrats Girl! And I will be emailing you soon to get your info and tell you about your prize!
In the mean time- grab your well-deserved button!

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I will post the prize as soon as I talk to the winner!

Congrats to the runners up as well...





2nd Place Prize goes to: MuffinMonsterBB from The Muffin Monster Bubbalug Blog! (whew that's a mouthful!)

Rock on girl! I will be emailing you as well to get your prize!

and 3rd place goes to: A Daft Scots Lass!
Nice name tats!

You girls are officially bad ass bitches with your tats!

Friday, November 19, 2010

Tattoo Contest- FINALS!

This round is for all the marbles!
Only one vote per person please!

Leave a comment or send an email to badgirlbloggers@gmail.com with your vote!

Good Luck to all the Finalists!

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All these ladies have one a prize for winning their rounds from the Kat Von D Collection- but we will crown the winner on Monday and the #1 prize will be slightly better than the runner-ups! If you own one of these tats above- I will be contacting you soon via email for your address to send you your prize!
May the Best Tat Win!

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Interviews with Miss!

Have you met Donda?
This is one interview you DO NOT want to miss!!











How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

I can't say as I have ever thought of myself as bad...actually I am pretty fucking good!

Do people view you as a bad girl?

No,  most people just think I am fucking crazy.

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?

When you say bad, do you mean manipulative?  Because that definitely yields results.

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?
I don't know where you are from but in Kentucky 100 bones is a stack of cash so there's not too much I wouldn't do.  Why what are you needing done?

What's your theme song?


Your favorite rule to break?

I don't break rules, I break bones.

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL and the time I got this guy to drive me home from the bar.  I am pretty sure he thought he was getting laid up until we pulled into his drive and I barfed in his bushes.  Actually, I retract that statement.  His name was Lonnie and he was a chemist so I am pretty sure I would have killed him.

A time when you wish you had been bad?

Sometimes I think I should have said something and then the moment passes and it's too late.  That's about the only time.

Do you have a style for picking up men?

Since I am married I am way past this but here's a nugget for ya.  Back in the day there was a cute guy working at the pet shop that my friend, Monica, dragged me to.  His name was Troy and I just nonchalantly asked, "Hey baby, why doncha let me hit that?".  He did.

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...?

Easy?  I would say you would need to ask them for a definitive answer.

How would your BFF describe you?

Super fun!

One time that you can't believe you got away with?

The time we were all at the hotel bar and they had some really voluptuous hanging baskets at the front entrance.  Mandi and I slid the side door of the minivan while my "getaway" driver slowed enough for Mandi to hang her body outside grab the purple, flowery bitch and hand it off to me.  Door closed.  Forever branded the hanging basket bandits!

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off?

Why are you all up in my mix?!

Tell us about one crazy night you've had?

Sonuva bitch.  I am diagnosed Bipolar.  Is this a trick question?  READ THIS

What kind of blogs bore you the most?

The ones that are all business.  No personal element, why should I care?  I can get coupons out of my Sunday paper and if I want to know how wonderful (or not) the heavy duty Reynolds Wrap is I will just buy it and try it myself.

Tell us about your blog and why you blog?

My blog is random, like my brain.  My brain races, my brain gets depressed, my brain gets creative, my brain gets agitated.  My blog is a reflection of the crazy that is my life.  Also, I love TV so sometimes you will get my thoughts on the most recent news stories or if one of the assclowns' on Grey's Anatomy made me cry.





Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Wicked Wendesday

One Crazy Brunette Chick

So listen up everybody! I've had so many orgasms in a 96 hour span that I stopped counting. I can't be expected to think clearly or come up with something clever today as I'm still in a post-orgasmic fog over here! So! It's back to the original Wicked Wednesday plan CB came up with. Tell us a wicked kick-ass story and link-up!
 


Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Sex on the brain...

I tell you, these Bad Girls are a horny bunch! Top Ten Places to Have Sex! Here's what we came up with!


10. On the beach (pick a position that doesn't get sand in all the wrong places)
9. In a public restroom (Sounds fun, but I hope people are picking clean restrooms!)
8. Shower Sex!
7. Furniture sex (I got couch, chair, table. Use what you have and christen every room in the house!)
6. In the car, in a carwash (I cannot take credit for this, but it sounds super hot!)
5. ON the car, in a deserted area (Not trying to get arrested or anything)
4. In a tent while camping.
3. By the pool (Hot sun, slick with tanning oil, tasting like pina coladas... yum)
2. In a dance club, all those dark corners and heavy beats, just keep most of your clothes on ;-)
1. In a bed.... with handcuffs.... and a blindfold.... and maybe some ice ;)

What did we leave out? What's your favorite place to have sex? Or, where have you never had sex but always wanted to?

Monday, November 15, 2010

Tattoo Contest Round Three!

This will be the last preliminary round- on this coming Friday the three winners from the past three rounds will go up against each other in a final vote that will win the whole thing and the coveted prize!
So vote for this round and then come back Friday to vote again for the winner!

Once again you can either comment below or email badgirlbloggers@gmail.com with your vote!

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Friday, November 12, 2010

Finally Friday!

Come on over to Love Me Or Hate Me and link up your BSF post!!





Round Two: Tattoo Contest!!

Alright, so the votes are in for round one- so after the rest of the preliminary rounds, the winner will be back to compete once again!

So lets move on to round two.
Please place your votes in the comment section OR if you would like to vote via email, please send your vote to badgirlbloggers@gmail.com.

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Interview with Jenny from Love Me or Hate me!


How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?
I have been a bad girl my entire life. When I was 5 I called my father a son of a bitch.
Do people view you as a bad girl? 
Hell Yeah!
Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?  
I don't have to be, but it's fun, so why not?!?
What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?  
I need the money right now, so there isn't much I wouldn't do!
What's your theme song?  
Bitch ~ Meredith Brooks 
Your favorite rule to break? 
All of them!
A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?
When I was 5 and called my father a son of a bitch. LOL!
A time when you wish you had been bad? 
I'm always bad!!
Do you have a style for picking up men? 
I don't pick up men. They are heavy!
Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...? 
A bitch. And a good lay.
How would your BFF describe you? 
I asked her! She said "You're a bitch! You like sparkily things, the color pink, and you are a true blonde no matter what color you dye your hair!" She knows me so well!!
One time that you can't believe you got away with?  
Cheating my way through every math class in high school. Every single one.
Your go to phrase when you are pissed off? 
I use Mother Fucker a lot. and Son of a Bitch!!
Tell us about one crazy night you've had? 
Every night I have is crazy, but this one time, The Man had a friend who used to come to our house every. Single. Night. After awhile, he would knock and I would scream "Go away!" It was funny.... Well, one night I did it, and he was all "If you want me to leave, I will." I said "Bye!" and he left!! He stayed mad for a month. Best. Month. Ever!
What kind of blogs bore you the most? 
The ones that are the same every time. Like it's a diary of a 40 year old virgin.
Tell us about your blog and why you blog? 
My blog is awesome! I blog because I am awesome!! Oh, you want more then that? My blog is me. I don't try to be someone that I'm not. What you read, if you add the sarcasm, is what you get with me. I don't sugar coat shit. Plus you'll see some pretty awesome pictures! I blog because I need something to do between the hours of 9 and 5 when I'm stuck in the place I call hell. [Work]

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Wicked Wednesday!

One Crazy Brunette Chick

 
It's Wednesday again! I've had dating on my mind lately, so I'm thinking we should talk about dates this week. I want your most wicked dating story. Maybe you had a horrifying date that is funny in retrospect. Maybe you left on a date with one guy, only to end the night with another. Perhaps you're like me and you've had some bad dates and had to flip on your bitch mode to shake the dud. For those of you lucky gals who married your high school sweetheart and don't regret a day? I'll pretend not to be jealous, but I'm sure you still had at least one bad date :)
 
So let's hear them!
 
We're looking for some more guest posts too, so if you guys want to hook up with the Bad Girls just send us an e-mail and tell us what you've got ;)
 
 

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Top Ten Tuesday: The Music Edition

Let's talk about music! I don't know about you guys but even on my worst day a carefully placed song can make the world tolerable again. I thought about the Top Ten Sexiest Songs, but I could never keep myself to just 10!

So instead I've got the Top Ten Bad-Ass Songs:

10. Bitch is Back by Elton John
9. Fancy by Reba McEntire
8. Any Way You Want It by Journey
7. Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band
6. Proud Mary by Tina Turner
5. Fuck You by Lily Allen
4. Lose Yourself by Eminem
3. Cowboy by Kid Rock
2. Crazy Bitch by BuckCherry
1. Bitch by Meredith Brooks

This is the list that me and my girl J hammered out this morning. So what are your anthems? The bad-ass songs that get you through the day? Don't be shy ;)

Monday, November 8, 2010

Tattoo Contest, Round One- Re-do!

*Update* Thanks for voting today! This post can be voted on until Friday- that's when a second round will begin and a new set of tats will be displayed!

Okay Everyone,
So I officially suck at posting pics- but not to worry, lets try round one again! If the pics dont work this time- i'll call in for some back up- but i'm hoping all the pics post today!


its time to vote for the best bad girl tattoo!!
Leave a comment below this post with a vote for your favorite tattoo of the day!
The finalists from each round will go against each other- so if you don't see your tat up here today, don't worry, it will be up during another round next week!
If you wanna grab the hot new button "Show me Yours..." grab it from our sidebar!

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Friday, November 5, 2010

Tattoo Contest! Round One

Okay Everyone, its time to vote for the best bad girl tattoo!!
Leave a comment below this post with a vote for your favorite tattoo of the day!
The finalists from each round will go against each other- so if you don't see your tat up here today, don't worry, it will be up during another round next week!
If you wanna grab the hot new button "Show me Yours..." grab it from our sidebar!

Round One- Ding Ding!

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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Interviewing the Naughty Mommy!

Hello Lovers! Miss here...Bringing you another Bad Girl to get to know and check out!

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How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

 Probably since I was a teenager. My friends used to say that I was screwed because heaven wouldn't want me and hell would be afraid I'd take over.

Do people view you as a bad girl? 

Nope I'm a good girl until you get to really know me

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?  

Not really, it just more fun when I am

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?  

I don't know a hundred bucks is kinda cheap

What's your theme song?  

I don't really have one but I've always like witchy woman

Your favorite rule to break? 

I don't know there are so many.

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

Probably the time I screwed with hubs in my aunts backyard.

A time when you wish you had been bad? 

My 3rd date with an ex, there was promise but it didn't happen.

Do you have a style for picking up men? 

Nope, apparently I'm a natural flirt and don't even realize I'm doing it

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...? 

Sweet, unless you talk to hubs then I'm the five headed dragon queen of darkness

How would your BFF describe you? 

I don't have a BFF, I only have a few friend in "real life" other than that I have a couple people online I might call friends. 

One time that you can't believe you got away with?  

Probably having sex w/ hubs in my aunts backyard

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off? 

God Damn it! or Fuck!

Tell us about one crazy night you've had? 

Probably the bachlorette party where we had to leave the bar after a guy kept harassing me. Even though I told him I was married and told him to fuck off. 

What kind of blogs bore you the most? 

Uber Christian Mommy Blogs

Tell us about your blog and why you blog? 

 Technically I have 3 blogs now, I guess I'm a bit of a blogging addict. I started to review stuff get free crap and vent but it's sort of snowballed adding my writing love of books and other hobbies. I enjoy the blogging friendships I've discovered and of course all the great stuff I've gotten by blogging. 

Wicked Wednesday: Top Ten Lists

One Crazy Brunette Chick


We were real bad girls this week. No one posted a Top Ten Tuesday! But wait, that's the point isn't it? So this week for Wicked Wednesday, we want your Wicked Top Ten. It can be the Top Ten craziest places you've had sex. It can be your Top Ten Fantasies, the Top Ten mistakes you've ever made, Top Ten Guilty Pleasures. Go crazy with it!

Grab the button, post your Top Ten, and link-up!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Guest Post- Esme

Morning Bad Girls- Today I have a special treat for you from Ms. Esme over at Love, Esme.

She wanted to give us a look into Dating After Divorce- so let's hear what she has to say...

If there is one, fucking huge, difference between my pre-divorce life and post-divorce life, it has to be the dating. The god-damned dating. Who knew one 6-letter word could send cold chills down my spine, make my heart seize, and my brain fart…all at the same time. I hated dating. With such a passion, that I married the first man who showed an interest. Not my best plan, I have to admit. No…I don’t recommend it…but I did learn. So much of dating, I think, has to with age, confidence, and all out bad-assery. Yes, it’s a word. I just invented it. Fucking deal.

When I dated in my late teens/early twenties (because I did not yet have the confidence in myself to date as a younger woman), I still cared WAY TOO MUCH what people thought about me. I didn’t order the expensive things on the menu, because I didn’t want to be that person. I didn’t argue or debate with my date because it was just impolite. And if it was a god-awful waste-of-time date, I gave him 3, 4, or 10 more dates because I felt horrible for turning him down. See the pattern that developed here? I let myself become a fucking doormat, allowing any ass-hat to come along to take advantage of my sweet nature. My parents raised me to be polite, and I took it WAY TOO FAR.

Fast forward ten years. Ten glorious, learning and growing years. Dating? I fucking love dating. I love no-holds-barred dating. I love the whirlwind first date, where I make that dude’s head spin so fast he has no idea what the hell just happened. I breeze the fuck in, see if it is someone I am even remotely interested in meeting a second time, and get the fuck out. Never more then an hour and a half. A bad girl always has an excuse handy. This works for me for two reasons. One: Douchebags ALWAYS reveal themselves within an hour. Two: It gives me an extremely quick out when things do not go according to the bad girl fairy godmother‘s plan-because in her world they would all be amazingly hot half-dressed men ready to go for some intense…wait…I digress…

Case in point-I met a guy at a bar one afternoon. Within 15 minutes, he revealed the following: he had 8 kids with 3 different women, he wanted me to cook breakfast for them in the morning before school, I was never under any circumstances allowed to look in his wallet or at his phone, he had done something worth an ex-wife stabbing him, and he is not a huge fan of sex-or tits-but will play with mine if my fucking heart desires. I smiled at this guy as I leaned in to him some. I slowly lowered my eyelashes and traced my fingertip around the rim of my beer glass. Normally, I said, I would get up, put money on the table to cover my drink, thank you for the date and walk away. I raised my eyes so they met his and continued, But I am not even going to pay you that small courtesy. I got up and gracefully threw my trench coat over my shoulders as I walked away. I never looked back at his fucking ass. And you know what? It felt PHENOMENAL. The only thing that would have felt better? My stiletto in his fucking eye socket.

But Esme, you ask, what happens when you actually meet someone you are interested in seeing again? How do your rules work then? My hour and a half rule still stands…it leaves him, and me, wanting more…which in turns sends those chills down my spine. Only this time they feel very much delicious. I am so glad I embraced the bad-assery…

Much Love, Esme


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