Interviews with Miss!

Have you met Donda?
This is one interview you DO NOT want to miss!!

How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

I can't say as I have ever thought of myself as bad...actually I am pretty fucking good!

Do people view you as a bad girl?

No,  most people just think I am fucking crazy.

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?

When you say bad, do you mean manipulative?  Because that definitely yields results.

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?

I don't know where you are from but in Kentucky 100 bones is a stack of cash so there's not too much I wouldn't do.  Why what are you needing done?

What's your theme song?

Your favorite rule to break?

I don't break rules, I break bones.

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL and the time I got this guy to drive me home from the bar.  I am pretty sure he thought he was getting laid up until we pulled into his drive and I barfed in his bushes.  Actually, I retract that statement.  His name was Lonnie and he was a chemist so I am pretty sure I would have killed him.

A time when you wish you had been bad?

Sometimes I think I should have said something and then the moment passes and it's too late.  That's about the only time.

Do you have a style for picking up men?

Since I am married I am way past this but here's a nugget for ya.  Back in the day there was a cute guy working at the pet shop that my friend, Monica, dragged me to.  His name was Troy and I just nonchalantly asked, "Hey baby, why doncha let me hit that?".  He did.

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...?

Easy?  I would say you would need to ask them for a definitive answer.

How would your BFF describe you?

Super fun!

One time that you can't believe you got away with?

The time we were all at the hotel bar and they had some really voluptuous hanging baskets at the front entrance.  Mandi and I slid the side door of the minivan while my "getaway" driver slowed enough for Mandi to hang her body outside grab the purple, flowery bitch and hand it off to me.  Door closed.  Forever branded the hanging basket bandits!

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off?

Why are you all up in my mix?!

Tell us about one crazy night you've had?

Sonuva bitch.  I am diagnosed Bipolar.  Is this a trick question?  READ THIS

What kind of blogs bore you the most?

The ones that are all business.  No personal element, why should I care?  I can get coupons out of my Sunday paper and if I want to know how wonderful (or not) the heavy duty Reynolds Wrap is I will just buy it and try it myself.

Tell us about your blog and why you blog?

My blog is random, like my brain.  My brain races, my brain gets depressed, my brain gets creative, my brain gets agitated.  My blog is a reflection of the crazy that is my life.  Also, I love TV so sometimes you will get my thoughts on the most recent news stories or if one of the assclowns' on Grey's Anatomy made me cry.

Interview with Jenny from Love Me or Hate me!

How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

I have been a bad girl my entire life. When I was 5 I called my father a son of a bitch.

Do people view you as a bad girl? 

Hell Yeah!

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?  

I don't have to be, but it's fun, so why not?!?

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?  

I need the money right now, so there isn't much I wouldn't do!

What's your theme song?  

Bitch ~ Meredith Brooks 

Your favorite rule to break? 

All of them!

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

When I was 5 and called my father a son of a bitch. LOL!

A time when you wish you had been bad? 

I'm always bad!!

Do you have a style for picking up men? 

I don't pick up men. They are heavy!

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...? 

A bitch. And a good lay.

How would your BFF describe you? 

I asked her! She said "You're a bitch! You like sparkily things, the color pink, and you are a true blonde no matter what color you dye your hair!" She knows me so well!!

One time that you can't believe you got away with?  

Cheating my way through every math class in high school. Every single one.

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off? 

I use Mother Fucker a lot. and Son of a Bitch!!

Tell us about one crazy night you've had? 

Every night I have is crazy, but this one time, The Man had a friend who used to come to our house every. Single. Night. After awhile, he would knock and I would scream "Go away!" It was funny.... Well, one night I did it, and he was all "If you want me to leave, I will." I said "Bye!" and he left!! He stayed mad for a month. Best. Month. Ever!

What kind of blogs bore you the most? 

The ones that are the same every time. Like it's a diary of a 40 year old virgin.

Tell us about your blog and why you blog? 

My blog is awesome! I blog because I am awesome!! Oh, you want more then that? My blog is me. I don't try to be someone that I'm not. What you read, if you add the sarcasm, is what you get with me. I don't sugar coat shit. Plus you'll see some pretty awesome pictures! I blog because I need something to do between the hours of 9 and 5 when I'm stuck in the place I call hell. [Work]

Interviewing the Naughty Mommy!

Hello Lovers! Miss here...Bringing you another Bad Girl to get to know and check out!

 

How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

 Probably since I was a teenager. My friends used to say that I was screwed because heaven wouldn't want me and hell would be afraid I'd take over.

Do people view you as a bad girl? 

Nope I'm a good girl until you get to really know me

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?  

Not really, it just more fun when I am

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?  

I don't know a hundred bucks is kinda cheap

What's your theme song?  

I don't really have one but I've always like witchy woman

Your favorite rule to break? 

I don't know there are so many.

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

Probably the time I screwed with hubs in my aunts backyard.

A time when you wish you had been bad? 

My 3rd date with an ex, there was promise but it didn't happen.

Do you have a style for picking up men? 

Nope, apparently I'm a natural flirt and don't even realize I'm doing it

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...? 

Sweet, unless you talk to hubs then I'm the five headed dragon queen of darkness

How would your BFF describe you? 

I don't have a BFF, I only have a few friend in "real life" other than that I have a couple people online I might call friends. 

One time that you can't believe you got away with?  

Probably having sex w/ hubs in my aunts backyard

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off? 

God Damn it! or Fuck!

Tell us about one crazy night you've had? 

Probably the bachlorette party where we had to leave the bar after a guy kept harassing me. Even though I told him I was married and told him to fuck off. 

What kind of blogs bore you the most? 

Uber Christian Mommy Blogs

Tell us about your blog and why you blog? 

 Technically I have 3 blogs now, I guess I'm a bit of a blogging addict. I started to review stuff get free crap and vent but it's sort of snowballed adding my writing love of books and other hobbies. I enjoy the blogging friendships I've discovered and of course all the great stuff I've gotten by blogging. 

Interview with Nikki from the Lunatic Cafe!

Sound off bitches!
Time for another round of 20 annoying questions posed at my unlucky victim!
It's time for you to meet Nikki from the Lunatic Cafe!

How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl?

 Hmm well I'd say since I started dating my hubby ;)

Do people view you as a bad girl? 

My husband does! 

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?  

Considering I'm a bad girl in the bedroom, YES.

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?  

Depends on whose paying..Colin Farrell I'd do anything and he wouldn't have to pay me.

What's your theme song?  

Bitch by Meredith Brooks

Your favorite rule to break? 

Touching something I'm not supposed to

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl?

That time I snuck out with a friend's boyfriend back in high school

A time when you wish you had been bad? 

The night I could have had a threesome with two hot guys

Do you have a style for picking up men? 

Nope, if they are interested they're interested if not, I'm not going out of my way to be noticed.

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...? 

a tease

How would your BFF describe you? 

I hope she'd say I'm awesome...in a twisted crazy way 

(Oh I do think she's awesome!! Awesomest-tastic-ful!!)

One time that you can't believe you got away with?  

That time I snuck out with a friend's boyfriend back in high school

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off? 

Son of a bitch in heat

Tell us about one crazy night you've had? 

Oh wow...um the night I had sex with my boyfriend inches away from my sleeping niece

What kind of blogs bore you the most? 

I'm not big on nothing but product reviews or technical mumbo jumbo

Tell us about your blog and why you blog? 

 It's about my life with OCD and depression and all the crazy things it makes me do.  Why I blog? Well if I didn't I'd need more than happy pills, I'd need a padded room and a straight jacket.

There you have it folks!

One more bad girl blogger that you need to be reading!

Think you're bad enough to be interviewed here on the BGC? Then shoot me an email!

whimsical.miss@gmail.com

Interviews By MissC. ENVii

Welcome to the first ever Interviews with MissC here on the BGC!
I am MissC and I write the Blog Miss' Boudoir!





Today I have the Perfectly Imperfect Envii, who writes the blog
 Life is Written in Permanent Ink There Is No Erasing.



I gave her a list of questions to answer for us! And she didn't have to be spanked once to get them done!

Ok Bitch, How long have you thought of yourself as a bad girl? 

 Ever since i can remember! Having 7 brothers n 2 sisters you have to learn to be bad fast! 

Do people view you as a bad girl? 

 Bad, crazy, I think the word psycho has come across once or twice

Do you think you need to be a bad girl to get what you want?

  haha! I get what I want being bad or good, but being bad usually helps.

What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?

 Show some ass, streak somewhere ( yes these are things ive done in my past for $100)

What's your theme song? 

 If i have to pick one it would be "shut up bitch" by lil kim  but i think id have a theme mix tape as my theme song ... no one song can put my life into words.

Your favorite rule to break? 

 Respect your elders/ superiors etc.. (Not every one deserves respect when they dont give it back)

A time when you shouldn't have been a bad girl? 

The time i told a pastors wife i was going to leave her kids orphans! [ yes she pissed me off that bad by sayin she wished the tv blew up in my face]

A time when you wish you had been bad? 

 When i found out my first borns father cheated on me [ i had more important things in life to take care of]

Do you have a style for picking up men?

 NO! If i wanted someone trust me id get them [ when i wasnt married]

Most of the guys you've dated would describe you as...? 

 Crazy, Mouthy, Doesnt take shyt from noone and quick to fight

How would your BFF describe you? 

 same as above but she might add a few more words in there 

One time that you can't believe you got away with? 

 Having sex on my husbands ship! Youd think someone would of been wiser  hahah

Your go to phrase when you are pissed off?

  Fucking Shit

Tell us about one crazy night you've had?

 I have had plenty of these! The one that sticks out is when i was at the base club with a group of people .. and of course a fight broke out, but someone my husband ended up in the middle of it .. [ i am not one to fuck around when it comes to him losing pay for fighting] so since his friends wouldnt help out i jumped right in the middle [ mind u im 5'6 and weigh about 115] noone could stop what happened.. i warned dude [ he was about 6'5 maybe 200lbs] if he attempted to swing in any direction hed fuckin pay! apperently cuz im a woman theres no need to listen. he payed for it when he got his ass beat to a bloody mess by me .. and no i didnt get in trouble ..

Tell us about your blog and why you blog? 

 My blog is fabulous! Its about my daily life,my ranting and some reviews! I blog as a way to vent, living in Japan with very few "real people" can get to someone! So it's an outlet to my anger. 



Go and Check out Envii! She'll be keepin us entertained with all of her dam antics!
Want to be interviewed on the BGC? Shoot me an email whimsical.miss@gmail.com

Cheryl Spills More Than Her Daily Cup of Java

I have been obsessed with this girl since i started my little parade on the blogosphere so its great that i finally get to fire some questions her way! Shes blunt, straight to the point, and has some seriously hilarious observations on life. So here she is bitches...

So Cheryl why should all us Bad Girls go check out your home turf, starbucksbreak.com?
Because they have nothing else better to do.

Ahhh spoken like a true Bad Girl. What do you think qualifies you as a Bad Girl???
I suppose it depends on what you consider "bad girl". Are we talking "bad" like "naughty?" Because I've never carried a whip, and men don't trust me, 6 inch heels and their penises in the same room, so I don't know if I qualify to even be part of this club. Although, my mom thinks I'm fucking awful because I swear all the time and take off my pants in front of Non-Asian men, but let's face it: swearing is an art, and non-Asians have bigger penises.
BUT if we're talking "bad" like 50cent, I totally qualify.
In the third grade I stole a chocolate bar from a 7-11.
Gangster.

Lord knows I love any answer with a 50 cent reference. So tell me, were you ALWAYS a Bad Girl or are you recently converted?
I've been asshole for pretty much the last decade.

What bores you more, a 'Mommy Blogger' or 'Tweet Blogs' and why?
What the fuck is a Tweet Blog? Like when people post their tweets onto their blog? Are your tweets so fucking interesting that I've got to read them twice in two different places? Losers. Get a real fucking blog.
I want you to tell me and EVERY other Bad Girl here about an instance that has made you realize you are in fact a Bad Girl?
I went and got myself plowed before acceptable plowing age.

Any other additional comments, complaints, or general inquiries?
Additional comment: I AM AWESOME.
Complaints: Facebook is so stupid sometimes. Like why don't the messages show up top anymore? Now I've got to look at the stupid sidebar. WHO LOOKS AT SIDEBARS.
General Inquiries: Why am I tearing out of one eye and how do I stop it?


Thanks Cheryl- you crack my shit up daily and i know you will do the same for every Bad Girl that heads your way!
Cheryl also has a blog design site: caffeinateddesigns.com for all of your layout needs! Go check this bitch out ladies!

My Favorite Pair of Tits is BARING it all...

I have been DYING to see this bitch naked interview Boobies since like the SECOND I met the hoe several months ago. Jana, whom I and 97.9% of bloggers everywhere refer to as Boobies, fucking loves me and let me interview her! Jana is fucking AMAZING and aside from being skanktasticin every way, she also hosts BADASS giveaways on her blog all the time!

Here it is hookers:

Who is the FIRST dude you showed your fantastic fake boobies to, BESIDES Mr. Boobies???

(You know you have whore and I totally call BULLSHIT if you say you haven't!)
These tits had a rough road to recovery...and I'm still minimizing the last of my scarring. (My doctor may or may not have been huffing paint when he done this surgery.) So I SWEAR on a stack of Qurans that I haven't showed anyone..minus Mr. Boobies, the doc, and some nurses. YET. :)

We all know about your obsessive compulsive issue with poorly manicured feet... Which is a worse offense to you, Gross feet or in opened toed stilettos or the dreaded... bitch rocking cottage cheese thighs and a mini skirt????
Oh God! I would peep cottage cheese thighs all day long..but busted feet...no-never. That shit ain't right. Keep your toes tight ladies! (God I LOVE this bitch!)

Tell me and all the other Bad Girls why they should go check out your amazingly hookerific Bad Girl blog right now!

Admittedly, I don't drop fuck every second word like my girl CB on my blog. Not that I don't want to sometimes...but my blog is pimptastic. I manage to hook my Boobie Chasers up with awesome giveaways, share my very warped perspective on life and child rearing, and I'm mad honest. (And I have big fake tits that are often showcased...why wouldn't you want to come visit?) -Right???

What do you think qualifies you as a Bad Girl???

As a Mom of three, I've probably toned down my bad girl persona...mainly because I don't think I'd last a minute in jail. Someone would make me their bitch and I'm just not down with broomsticks and whatnot...so I try to keep my shit on the up and up. In my pre-Mommy days, I was the baddest bitch you'd ever meet. I've busted out teeth with liquor bottles, took off my shoe and beat a broad down, gave my best right hook to a guy, traded peeks of my boobies so my friends and I could get ciggs in trade....I was once in a car accident with a group of pot heads on the way to a killer party. Two of the girls in the car were whining about some minor skin injuries...so what if old girl's hair was still hanging from the rear view?...we had a party to get to...so I convinced them all they didn't need medical assistance so we could go par-tay. I was self destructive, a sex kitten, unable to sympathize with anyone, and on a mission to revive free love. How much has changed? You decide.

Were you ALWAYS a Bad Girl or are you recently converted?

I've been a bad girl since I crawled out of the womb! Ask my Mom--she didn't have me committed to a behavioral center for her good health...well, maybe she did.

What bores you more, a 'Mommy Blogger' or 'Tweet Blogs' and why bitch?

What's a tweet blog? I don't mind a REAL Mommy Blog. But I'll admit reading that Timmy got his first tooth or Judy is constipated doesn't appeal to me. My kids have teeth and shit too. I like when Mom's keep it real and aren't afraid to say they have days where they feel like selling their kids on Ebay....now THOSE are Mommy Bloggers!

I want you to tell me and EVERY other Bad Girl here about an instance that has made you realize you are in fact a Bad Girl.

I think I just gave a few above...but what it boils down to is this..I'm an outspoken 30 year old Mom of three..I can rock a stripper pole like nobodies biz, I'm a lady in the street (most of the time) and a freak in the bed. I would slit throats for my family, rob banks to feed them, I'll cuss an old lady if she deserves it, and make no apologies for the bad girl I am! I go to my kid's school functions and get the look from the soccer moms..but I bounce right on through with my DDD's in tow. I don't care what anyone thinks...I am who I am!

There you have it skank faces... one of my favorite bitches EVER, Jana from Boobies Babies and a Blog. Go there now and tell her how awesomely titty-tastic she is!