Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Top Ten Bad Boys of Hollywood

1. Gerald Butler- Okay this man can play heart throb to warrior and STILL makes this Brunette wet! And that accent makes him a double threat bitches!








2. Charlie Hunnam- The motorcycle did me in... That all I need, Mr. Hunnam can ride me around ALL mother fucking day and night and I would die a happy woman. He takes NO SHIT from anybody and when he shoots that gun... Oh dear God.

3. Bruce Willis- Do you even NEED an explanation for this one? He was SMOKING HOT at 25 and he is STILL totally fucking badass at 50... And nobody looks better all sweaty and covered in dirt than this man!






4. Jason Statham- Um. WIN. He OOZES badboy-ness from every fucking pore of his sexy body. Just LOOK at him, it's okay to stare... I'm SURE he wont mind!





5. Dane Cook- This man is my verbal soul mate okay? There is NOTHING about this man that doesn't scream perfection... He talks like a drunken sailor and guaranteed he's a good lay. Kill me.
6. Johnny Depp- Come on, hes been playing the bad boy since he was like twelve. Johnny takes the whole tall, dark, and handsome shit to the next fuckin' level. Hes a smooth talker and is an overall hot ass man.

Favorite Bad Boy Role: Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

Western Johnny Depp- fuckkk yeahhhh.






7. Ryan Reynolds- alright so doesn't play the BB part in a lot of his movies, but just one look at this man and i'm done. Everything about him just screams "I wanna fuck you right now!" I guess he first had me in the movie Waiting- where he wasn't so much of a bad ass, more just like an asshole, which we gals know can be equally as attractive the way our fucked up brains work.








8. Kevin Bacon- there are so many movies that he looks gorgeous in i can't fuckin' handle it. Of course there's Wild Things- where we get a glimpse of his real bacon- but then the old-school rebellious KB in Footloose is a hard one to pass up.

The 80's never looked so good.











9 & 10. Sean Patrick Flanery & Norman Reedus- Hot Fuckin' Irish Boys. After I saw them wielding their guns in Boondock Saints I was officially smitten. They haven't been in much lately- unless you are lining up to get tickets for SAW 3D (i gave up on that series about three years ago). But seriously, have you ever seen men look so good lighten up those cigarettes?

17 comments:

  1. Johnny Depp makes me think even naughtier thoughts than usual. God, that man is hot.

    I am a little sad that Shemar Moore didn't make the cut, but alas, he knows I love him. :)

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  2. haha!!! Okay I need a hint hooker... Who is that?

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  3. no.cook.and.bacon.for.me.but.the.rest.....OMG.I.needed.that.eye.candy!!!

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  4. CB- i can really see you and Dane hittin' it off- that would be one foul-mouthed hook-up! :)

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  5. Fuck yeah on #9 & #10! That is one of our favorite movies and the sexiness that oozes out of those two is just ridiculous!

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  6. #1 & #3 oh my my my ..... sign my ass up!!!!

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  7. Blogger ate my comment, grr. Shemar is only THE sexiest man ever! He's on Criminal Minds right now and he's been in several movies. He used to do some soaps too. God, it would be scary if I were ever within pouncing distance!

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  8. How do folk think Johnny Depp is attractive?

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  9. You don't, Donda? Oh man, I think he's so sexy!

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  10. You had me at Jason Statham! He is my weakness. It's impossible to watch anything with him in it and not touch myself. Dear LORD!!!! Have you seen his pictures from when he was an olympic diver!? yummy! That stare...that voice...I'm a puddle right now!

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  11. Ooooh Ryan Reynolds... Mmmmmmm!

    I fucking LOVE Waiting!

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  12. I'll take 3,4,6,9 & 10 please!

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  13. I love Johnny Depp when he's not covered in makeup and sucking his cheeks in (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory). And Bruce Willis is much hotter now. I'd like to get scruffy and dirty with him!

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  14. I am so in love with the 1980s version of Kevin Bacon

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  15. Jason Statham equals a win in my book. Ooohh...the things I would do to him...boy would be walking with a limp when I am done with him...

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