Here it is hookers:
Who is the FIRST dude you showed your fantastic fake boobies to, BESIDES Mr. Boobies???
(You know you have whore and I totally call BULLSHIT if you say you haven't!)These tits had a rough road to recovery...and I'm still minimizing the last of my scarring. (My doctor may or may not have been huffing paint when he done this surgery.) So I SWEAR on a stack of Qurans that I haven't showed anyone..minus Mr. Boobies, the doc, and some nurses. YET. :)
We all know about your obsessive compulsive issue with poorly manicured feet... Which is a worse offense to you, Gross feet or in opened toed stilettos or the dreaded... bitch rocking cottage cheese thighs and a mini skirt????
Oh God! I would peep cottage cheese thighs all day long..but busted feet...no-never. That shit ain't right. Keep your toes tight ladies! (God I LOVE this bitch!)
Tell me and all the other Bad Girls why they should go check out your amazingly hookerific Bad Girl blog right now!
Admittedly, I don't drop fuck every second word like my girl CB on my blog. Not that I don't want to sometimes...but my blog is pimptastic. I manage to hook my Boobie Chasers up with awesome giveaways, share my very warped perspective on life and child rearing, and I'm mad honest. (And I have big fake tits that are often showcased...why wouldn't you want to come visit?) -Right???What do you think qualifies you as a Bad Girl???
As a Mom of three, I've probably toned down my bad girl persona...mainly because I don't think I'd last a minute in jail. Someone would make me their bitch and I'm just not down with broomsticks and whatnot...so I try to keep my shit on the up and up. In my pre-Mommy days, I was the baddest bitch you'd ever meet. I've busted out teeth with liquor bottles, took off my shoe and beat a broad down, gave my best right hook to a guy, traded peeks of my boobies so my friends and I could get ciggs in trade....I was once in a car accident with a group of pot heads on the way to a killer party. Two of the girls in the car were whining about some minor skin injuries...so what if old girl's hair was still hanging from the rear view?...we had a party to get to...so I convinced them all they didn't need medical assistance so we could go par-tay. I was self destructive, a sex kitten, unable to sympathize with anyone, and on a mission to revive free love. How much has changed? You decide.Were you ALWAYS a Bad Girl or are you recently converted?
I've been a bad girl since I crawled out of the womb! Ask my Mom--she didn't have me committed to a behavioral center for her good health...well, maybe she did.What bores you more, a 'Mommy Blogger' or 'Tweet Blogs' and why bitch?
What's a tweet blog? I don't mind a REAL Mommy Blog. But I'll admit reading that Timmy got his first tooth or Judy is constipated doesn't appeal to me. My kids have teeth and shit too. I like when Mom's keep it real and aren't afraid to say they have days where they feel like selling their kids on Ebay....now THOSE are Mommy Bloggers! I want you to tell me and EVERY other Bad Girl here about an instance that has made you realize you are in fact a Bad Girl.
I think I just gave a few above...but what it boils down to is this..I'm an outspoken 30 year old Mom of three..I can rock a stripper pole like nobodies biz, I'm a lady in the street (most of the time) and a freak in the bed. I would slit throats for my family, rob banks to feed them, I'll cuss an old lady if she deserves it, and make no apologies for the bad girl I am! I go to my kid's school functions and get the look from the soccer moms..but I bounce right on through with my DDD's in tow. I don't care what anyone thinks...I am who I am!There you have it skank faces... one of my favorite bitches EVER, Jana from Boobies Babies and a Blog. Go there now and tell her how awesomely titty-tastic she is!
