Friday, July 29, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
That's right my lovelies, another week without a Top Ten (what can I say, gotta give attention to what pays the bills!) So I expect you all to pick up my slack!!
Link up your Wild, Wicked, and Naughty Top Ten Lists for me!
Monday, July 25, 2011
Today we have SaucyB guest posting for us about how things would be so much easier if Bad Girls were Meteorologists! Thanks SaucyB! Check out her blog and follow her on twitter!At this writing, we’re having a massive heat wave here in my home state of New Jersey. And while the weatherman certainly does his best to work that Doppler radar, I think the weather forecast would be a lot more accurate, and a lot more informative, if bad girls were meteorologists.
Allow me to demonstrate…
Traditional Forecast: 90F Mostly cloudy skies. Hot and humid. Scattered thunderstorms likely. Chance of precipitation 70%.
Bad Girl Version: It will be the meteorological equivalent of ass outside today. Put down the flat iron and pick up the scrunchy. It’s totally not worth the effort.
Traditional Forecast: 40F Rain, heavy at times. Windy. Chance of precipitation 80%.
Bad Girl Version: It’s going to be total shit outside today. Do yourself a favor - pop in a good movie, pour yourself a drink and just sit this one out.
Traditional Forecast: 85F Sunny with clear skies. Chance of precipitation 0%.
Bad Girl Version: Girls, get yourselves to the salon and get your cha chas waxed because you’re going to want to put on a bathing suit and catch some rays today.
Traditional Forecast: 98F Mostly sunny skies. Hot and humid. Heat index near 110F.
Bad Girl Version: Tit sweat is imminent. If you love granny, keep her inside in the air conditioning.
Traditional Forecast: 25F Sunny. Clear skies.
Bad Girl Version: Colder than a witch’s tit.
Traditional Forecast: 15F Partly sunny skies. Windy. Feels like 10F.
Bad Girl’s Version: Colder than witch’s tit in a cast iron bra.
Traditional Forecast: 4F Mostly cloudy. High winds. Feels like: -2F
Bad Girl Version: Colder than a witches tit in a cast iron bra on the shade side of a mountain. Oh for fuck’s sake, just do NOT go outside today unless you want to freeze your balls off!
Traditional Forecast: 30F Cloudy with heavy snow showers. Accumulation of 16 - 18” expected.
Bad Girl Version: Brace yourselves, school is going to be closed and those little fuckers probably aren’t going back for a good two days. Cigarettes? Smoke’m if you got’em. Xanax prescription? Make sure that shit is refilled.
Traditional Forecast: 75F Sunny with clear skies. Light breeze. Chance of precipitation 0%.
Bad Girl Version: Go call out sick. It’s to going to be way too nice outside to waste the day rotting in your office. And let’s be honest, you really didn’t want to deal with your douche of a boss today anyway.
So who wants the job? Which bad girl out there is ready to put weather girl on their resume?
Friday, July 22, 2011
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
It's Wicked Wednesday and I want to hear about your embarrassing or scandalous firsts. First time you had sex, first time you broke the law, (first time you broke the law and got caught) whatever story you have to tell! I remember the first time I snuck out of my house thinking that I was a bad-ass until I realized my mom was watching me the whole time. Yeah, way to go D.
Anyway, I figure this could be a fun one! It is what you make it ;)
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
There was no guest post for yesterday and I almost posted a few videos that I thought were funny but then I realized I needed an easy Top Ten for today so....
The Top THREE Things That Made Me Laugh Out Loud
I said it needed to be easy!
1. I must give Credit to The Blogess for finding this one!
Hope you laughed out loud too. If not, oh well. You can have the past ten minutes back so move on ;)