Friday, July 29, 2011
Tit Sweat is Imminent
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Wicked Wednesday: Another List Edition
That's right my lovelies, another week without a Top Ten (what can I say, gotta give attention to what pays the bills!) So I expect you all to pick up my slack!!
Link up your Wild, Wicked, and Naughty Top Ten Lists for me!
Monday, July 25, 2011
Bad Girl Meteorologists
Today we have SaucyB guest posting for us about how things would be so much easier if Bad Girls were Meteorologists! Thanks SaucyB! Check out her blog and follow her on twitter!
Allow me to demonstrate…
Traditional Forecast: 90F Mostly cloudy skies. Hot and humid. Scattered thunderstorms likely. Chance of precipitation 70%.
Bad Girl Version: It will be the meteorological equivalent of ass outside today. Put down the flat iron and pick up the scrunchy. It’s totally not worth the effort.
Traditional Forecast: 40F Rain, heavy at times. Windy. Chance of precipitation 80%.
Bad Girl Version: It’s going to be total shit outside today. Do yourself a favor - pop in a good movie, pour yourself a drink and just sit this one out.
Traditional Forecast: 85F Sunny with clear skies. Chance of precipitation 0%.
Bad Girl Version: Girls, get yourselves to the salon and get your cha chas waxed because you’re going to want to put on a bathing suit and catch some rays today.
Traditional Forecast: 98F Mostly sunny skies. Hot and humid. Heat index near 110F.
Bad Girl Version: Tit sweat is imminent. If you love granny, keep her inside in the air conditioning.
Traditional Forecast: 25F Sunny. Clear skies.
Bad Girl Version: Colder than a witch’s tit.
Traditional Forecast: 15F Partly sunny skies. Windy. Feels like 10F.
Bad Girl’s Version: Colder than witch’s tit in a cast iron bra.
Traditional Forecast: 4F Mostly cloudy. High winds. Feels like: -2F
Bad Girl Version: Colder than a witches tit in a cast iron bra on the shade side of a mountain. Oh for fuck’s sake, just do NOT go outside today unless you want to freeze your balls off!
Traditional Forecast: 30F Cloudy with heavy snow showers. Accumulation of 16 - 18” expected.
Bad Girl Version: Brace yourselves, school is going to be closed and those little fuckers probably aren’t going back for a good two days. Cigarettes? Smoke’m if you got’em. Xanax prescription? Make sure that shit is refilled.
Traditional Forecast: 75F Sunny with clear skies. Light breeze. Chance of precipitation 0%.
Bad Girl Version: Go call out sick. It’s to going to be way too nice outside to waste the day rotting in your office. And let’s be honest, you really didn’t want to deal with your douche of a boss today anyway.
So who wants the job? Which bad girl out there is ready to put weather girl on their resume?
Friday, July 22, 2011
Bad Girl's Friday Follow
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Talk to Me Thursday with Esme
1. What makes you a Bad Girl?
2. What would you say is your theme song?
A number of songs by P!nk. So What, Raise your glass,U & UR Hand. I have a whole list of her crazt, 'Fuck you, I'm gonna be me' songs. These days I am also digging Bad girlfriend by Theory Of A Dead Man. No one song can describe me.
3. Where is the baddest place you have ever had sex?
I had sex with one of my coworkers in my ambulance, and next door at the police department. I also had sex with my ex on the hood of his parents Camero during a holiday party. I love that thrill of getting caught and/or losing my job over it.
4. What are your top 3 picks for sex positions?
Does 'yes-please' count as an answer? Me on top, doggie-style, and this one where I am kind of on my side, but kind of on my back - don't know what it's called. I've only had one person do it and it's awesome.
5. Why did you start blogging?
I started writing because friends talked me into it. I had people waiting by their phones to hear about my dates... I really seem to find the winners. Look at the crap that happens to me! I feel like writing a book is a lot of stress, and I dont' think that I'm that great of a write. Plus, blogging is immediate satisfaction. I'm all about that.
6. What do you do when you are not blogging?
A bunch of everything. I'm a mom, a great friend, a bartender, a flirter, a daughter, a traveler, a lover of fine things, a sister, a down-home girl, a sports nut, a firefighter/paramedic, a lover and a fighter. So when I'm not blogging, I'm just busy being my fabulous self.
7. Who is your favorite Bad Girl in history? Why?
Mae West, hands down. I know she gets used often as an answer, but she truly was an amazing woman. Who else goes to jail for corrupted morals? I am also a huge fan of Elizabeth Taylr. I loved the way she flipped through men. She seemed to wave them away with a flick of her wrist. She also lived her life without apologies. I admire that.
8. Can you describe a Bad Girl moment you have had?
Hmm... I have seemed to have a lot the last couple of years. But i think having sex in the police station ranks right up there. It was after hours, and we really needed to get our freak on... we walked (ran) next door (our departments were connected), locked the door and had one of the best quickies of my life. Only after it was over did we look for security cameras... we dodged a damn bullet on that one.
9. Thongs, hipsters or none?
I love hipsters and boy shorts. Thongs just irritate me. I feel like thongs were made for men. I prefer to wear what I think is sexy.
10. Can you suggest a Bad Girl to us? Why her?
Simmarah over at thedatingritual.com. She isn't afraid to speak her mind, isn't afraid to take chances. Check her out.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Wicked Wednesday: The First Time
It's Wicked Wednesday and I want to hear about your embarrassing or scandalous firsts. First time you had sex, first time you broke the law, (first time you broke the law and got caught) whatever story you have to tell! I remember the first time I snuck out of my house thinking that I was a bad-ass until I realized my mom was watching me the whole time. Yeah, way to go D.
Anyway, I figure this could be a fun one! It is what you make it ;)
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Top Ten (or three) Tuesday!
There was no guest post for yesterday and I almost posted a few videos that I thought were funny but then I realized I needed an easy Top Ten for today so....
The Top THREE Things That Made Me Laugh Out Loud
I said it needed to be easy!
3.
2.
1. I must give Credit to The Blogess for finding this one!
Hope you laughed out loud too. If not, oh well. You can have the past ten minutes back so move on ;)
Friday, July 15, 2011
Bad Girls Friday Follow!
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Talk to Me Thursday with Nanny
2. What would you say is your theme song?
I don't really have one, but I've always liked Witchy Woman.
3. Where is the baddest place you have ever had sex?
Um.. in the woods behind my aunt and uncle's house.
4. What are your top 3 picks for sex positions?
Doggie Style, Standing with him behind me, and one where I'm on my side and he's on his knees with one leg behind him and one up in the air.
5. Why did you start blogging?
To review sex toys, and bitch.
6. What do you do when you are not blogging?
Housework, corral kids, wifely duties, boring stuff like that.
7. Who is your favorite Bad Girl in history? Why?
Mae West. She's just so witty.
8. Can you describe a Bad Girl moment you have had?
Uh... I don't know. I used to flash trucks off the over pass near my house.
9. Thongs, hipsters or none?
All of the above, it depends on my mood or if it's laundry day.
10. Can you suggest a Bad Girl to us? Why her?
Jess from Jess Resides Here. She's an awesome blogger and naughty too!
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Wicked Wednesday Questions!
Monday, July 11, 2011
True's Angels and Demons
Today we have True from True Pleasures guest posting for us! If you're familiar with her you know she has a few personalities hiding inside of her and today she's telling us about her different sides. Check her out and show her some love!
Angels and Demons
Many of us have different personalities that we turn on or off around certain people. It’s just another way of keeping the peace. Sometimes, certain personalities are stronger than others, though.
Inside my being, I house an angel and a demon; a succubus, to be exact. These two have always been present, and my knowledge of them goes back as far as I can remember in my childhood.
To most people in real life, and to my husband early on when we were dating, I appear as the typical Goody Two-shoes. My family has no idea about my succubus side, and my husband only found that out the year before we got married. Before that, I was his deliverance from depression, his saving grace. Often times, he’d call me his angel.
As an empath, I care deeply for his feelings and health. I suppose, to others, I would look like June Cleaver. Honestly, nothing makes me happier than making my husband happy. I will always watch over him as his guardian angel. If anything is wrong, expect me to be there in a heartbeat.
Still, I’m a little trouble-maker, or so I’m told. I just like to play and mess around with him. When I try to pull the but-I’m-just-a-little-angel act, he’s quick to remind me of the ceramic pair of horns I have. Why would an angel have horns?
Simple answer: the succubus took over and made me buy them. I’ve been horny ever since I can remember. Why not have something to represent that? Having a soft, warm body in bed next to me that could so easily be taken advantage of just spurs the succubus on further. It doesn’t matter what time it is, if he’s making a blanket tent, it’s an invitation to lick, suck, and pounce him with no other thought than the pursuit of pleasure.
So, what’s it like to have such conflicting personalities? They can easily cancel each other out, but the angel usually wins if there is some sympathy or improper company involved. Otherwise, it’s go time.
And no, I don’t have multiple personality disorder. This is simply an explanation of two very different facets of my personality.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Wicked Wednesday!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)