Top 10 Reasons....

Top Ten Reasons why I'm not doing a Top Ten..... wait.....

10. I'm too tired to come up with anything amusing today.

9. I've only had one cup of coffee.

8. My stomach hurts, and I'm a little grouchy.

7. I'm working *gasp* and I promised myself I'd be more on top of things this year (and yet...)

6. I was running late this morning and that always fucks my day up.

5. There was no BSF on Friday. It's thrown me way off, the world just isn't tilting right on it's axis or something.

4. Did I mention all the work on my desk already?

3. I haven't even put my face on yet! (Yes I'm at work, I know you are judging right now, and it's ok.)

2. I need to go get a second cup of coffee.

1. Ultimately, no one has a gun to my head, and I kinda just don't feel like it.

I'll do better next week, and I promise there will be a Wicked Wednesday tomorrow. Don't forget we like to run guest posts on Mondays, so if you think you're worthy just drop us an e-mail and we'll feature your brilliance!

I'm out!