Tit Sweat is Imminent

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It's that time of the week again! This month has been hotter than hell and this week's Featured Bad Girl pointed out that the weather could be much better reported by bad girls! So this week's code?
Tit Sweat is Imminent(much more effective than "Hot as Balls", doncha think?)
This Week's Featured Bad Girl!
Saucy B

THE RULES
The Button must be visible. Put it in your post or in your sidebar, I don't care, but we have to see it. If it's not there, you're link will magically disappear ;)
You must go give love to the week's Featured Bad Girls. If you'd like to just give them a shout out and link in your post that's fine, or if you'd rather visit them and leave a comment, whatever floats your boat. Let's make sure they feel the love though.
The code needs to be on your blog. In your post, hidden in a side bar, wherever really. Have fun with it! 



Want to be a Featured Bad Girl? We NEED your guests posts! If you want to be considered for an interview on Talk to Me Thursdays, simply e-mail us!

Wicked Wednesday: Another List Edition

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That's right my lovelies, another week without a Top Ten (what can I say, gotta give attention to what pays the bills!) So I expect you all to pick up my slack!!

Link up your Wild, Wicked, and Naughty Top Ten Lists for me!

Bad Girl Meteorologists

Today we have SaucyB guest posting for us about how things would be so much easier if Bad Girls were Meteorologists! Thanks SaucyB! Check out her blog and follow her on twitter!

At this writing, we’re having a massive heat wave here in my home state of New Jersey.  And while the weatherman certainly does his best to work that Doppler radar, I think the weather forecast would be a lot more accurate, and a lot more informative, if bad girls were meteorologists.  

Allow me to demonstrate…

Traditional Forecast:  90F Mostly cloudy skies.  Hot and humid.  Scattered thunderstorms likely.  Chance of precipitation 70%.
Bad Girl Version:  It will be the meteorological equivalent of ass outside today.  Put down the flat iron and pick up the scrunchy. It’s totally not worth the effort.

Traditional Forecast: 40F Rain, heavy at times.  Windy.  Chance of precipitation 80%.
Bad Girl Version: It’s going to be total shit outside today.  Do yourself a favor - pop in a good movie, pour yourself a drink and just sit this one out.

Traditional Forecast: 85F Sunny with clear skies.  Chance of precipitation 0%.
Bad Girl Version:  Girls, get yourselves to the salon and get your cha chas waxed because you’re going to want to put on a bathing suit and catch some rays today.

Traditional Forecast: 98F Mostly sunny skies.  Hot and humid.  Heat index near 110F.  
Bad Girl Version:  Tit sweat is imminent.  If you love granny, keep her inside in the air conditioning.

Traditional Forecast: 25F Sunny.  Clear skies.
Bad Girl Version: Colder than a witch’s tit.

Traditional Forecast: 15F Partly sunny skies.   Windy.  Feels like 10F.  
Bad Girl’s Version:  Colder than witch’s tit in a cast iron bra.

Traditional Forecast:  4F Mostly cloudy.  High winds.  Feels like: -2F  
Bad Girl Version:  Colder than a witches tit in a cast iron bra on the shade side of a mountain.  Oh for fuck’s sake, just do NOT go outside today unless you want to freeze your balls off!

Traditional Forecast:  30F Cloudy with heavy snow showers.   Accumulation of 16 - 18” expected.
Bad Girl Version:  Brace yourselves, school is going to be closed and those little fuckers probably aren’t going back for a good two days.   Cigarettes?  Smoke’m if you got’em.  Xanax prescription?  Make sure that shit is refilled.

Traditional Forecast: 75F Sunny with clear skies.  Light breeze.  Chance of precipitation 0%.
Bad Girl Version: Go call out sick.  It’s to going to be way too nice outside to waste the day rotting in your office.  And let’s be honest, you really didn’t want to deal with your douche of a boss today anyway.

So who wants the job?  Which bad girl out there is ready to put weather girl on their resume?

Bad Girl's Friday Follow

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Sorry I'm such a slacker this morning! I took the day off and slept in. Then I had a little early morning quickie before J had to run off to work. So yeah, I can't find it in me to feel too bad ;) We are here though! So join up!
This Week's Featured Bad Girl!
Esme

THE RULES
The Button must be visible. Put it in your post or in your sidebar, I don't care, but we have to see it. If it's not there, you're link will magically disappear ;)
You must go give love to the week's Featured Bad Girls. If you'd like to just give them a shout out and link in your post that's fine, or if you'd rather visit them and leave a comment, whatever floats your boat. Let's make sure they feel the love though.
There is a code. A very secret code. A code you only have if you actually read this post before linking up! What is it?
Better Late than Pregnant
Yep, that's the code. It needs to be on your blog. In your post, hidden in a side bar, wherever really. Have fun with it! 




Want to be a Featured Bad Girl? We NEED your guests posts! If you want to be considered for an interview on Talk to Me Thursdays, simply e-mail us!

Talk to Me Thursday with Esme

It's another Talk to Me Thursday! Today we sat down with Esme. You may remember her guest post from last November.

1. What makes you a Bad Girl? 

I try to live without regrets. If I see it and I want it, I go for it. Does that make me a bitch? Probably. Who the fuck cares.

2. What would you say is your theme song? 

A number of songs by P!nk. So What, Raise your glass,U & UR Hand. I have a whole list of her crazt, 'Fuck you, I'm gonna be me' songs. These days I am also digging Bad girlfriend by Theory Of A Dead Man. No one song can describe me.

3. Where is the baddest place you have ever had sex?

I had sex with one of my coworkers in my ambulance, and next door at the police department. I also had sex with my ex on the hood of his parents Camero during a holiday party. I love that thrill of getting caught and/or losing my job over it.

4. What are your top 3 picks for sex positions? 

Does 'yes-please' count as an answer? Me on top, doggie-style, and this one where I am kind of on my side, but kind of on my back - don't know what it's called. I've only had one person do it and it's awesome. 

5. Why did you start blogging? 

I started writing because friends talked me into it. I had people waiting by their phones to hear about my dates... I really seem to find the winners. Look at the crap that happens to me! I feel like writing a book is a lot of stress, and I dont' think that I'm that great of a write. Plus, blogging is immediate satisfaction. I'm all about that.

6. What do you do when you are not blogging?

A bunch of everything. I'm a mom, a great friend, a bartender, a flirter, a daughter, a traveler, a lover of fine things, a sister, a down-home girl, a sports nut, a firefighter/paramedic, a lover and a fighter. So when I'm not blogging, I'm just busy being my fabulous self.

7. Who is your favorite Bad Girl in history? Why?

Mae West, hands down. I know she gets used often as an answer, but she truly was an amazing woman. Who else goes to jail for corrupted morals? I am also a huge fan of Elizabeth Taylr. I loved the way she flipped through men. She seemed to wave them away with a flick of her wrist. She also lived her life without apologies. I admire that.

8. Can you describe a Bad Girl moment you have had? 

Hmm... I have seemed to have a lot the last couple of years. But i think having sex in the police station ranks right up there. It was after hours, and we really needed to get our freak on... we walked (ran) next door (our departments were connected), locked the door and had one of the best quickies of my life. Only after it was over did we look for security cameras... we dodged a damn bullet on that one.

9. Thongs, hipsters or none? 

I love hipsters and boy shorts. Thongs just irritate me. I feel like thongs were made for men. I prefer to wear what I think is sexy.

10. Can you suggest a Bad Girl to us? Why her?

Simmarah over at thedatingritual.com. She isn't afraid to speak her mind, isn't afraid to take chances. Check her out.

Wicked Wednesday: The First Time

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It's Wicked Wednesday and I want to hear about your embarrassing or scandalous firsts. First time you had sex, first time you broke the law, (first time you broke the law and got caught) whatever story you have to tell! I remember the first time I snuck out of my house thinking that I was a bad-ass until I realized my mom was watching me the whole time. Yeah, way to go D.

Anyway, I figure this could be a fun one! It is what you make it ;)

Top Ten (or three) Tuesday!

There was no guest post for yesterday and I almost posted a few videos that I thought were funny but then I realized I needed an easy Top Ten for today so....

The Top THREE Things That Made Me Laugh Out Loud

I said it needed to be easy!

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1. I must give Credit to The Blogess for finding this one!

Hope you laughed out loud too. If not, oh well. You can have the past ten minutes back so move on ;)