Top Ten Red Flags

Hey Ladies! After much too long an absence I'm back to grace you with a top ten! I'm constatnly bombarded with women and girls who tell me things their boyfriends have said or done early on that make my insides want to scream, RUN! So I thought I'd compile a list of what I think are the top ten "Red Flags" that a guy just isn't the one.

10. You invite him to a party and he tells you he has to check with his mom.

9. He wants to talk about where the relationship is going before he gets too serious. (i.e. before he kisses you)

8. He tells you how much he makes and asks about your salary on the first date.

7. He calls to tell you what a great time he had last night when you haven't seen him in three or four days.

6. You walk out to go to work and find him asleep in his car in your driveway.

5. He "forgets" his phone every time he goes out with his friends and doesn't call you until the next day.

4. He checks your phone for the time... after reading all your text messages and e-mails.

3. He "forgets" his wallet on your first two dates.

2. He swears that the CDV charge was just a misunderstanding and it was dismissed. The six months in jail was for something completely different.

1. He "surprises" you at work. Only, you never told him where you work...

What are some landmark red flags you've seen?